tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71582845025256170682024-03-19T00:40:55.835-07:00ChiChi and ChongaWhat happens when a drunk, fiesty chola and a freespirted, hippie stoner chick are friends??? You get a lot of Action-packed,fudge-packed,prison sentencing, dead hooker discovering, girls gone wild of a time. ChiChi Pussyculo and Chonga Bonga, are like the trampy, nasty, delinquent, dirty panties, rude attitude, in everyone's face, whore-versions of Cheech and Chong. These bitches pack a punch and a gun, so don't fuck with them. Kick it and see what develops (on your genitals).ChiChi and Chongahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00078671639985326617noreply@blogger.comBlogger61125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7158284502525617068.post-32934316770489990002011-05-04T22:44:00.000-07:002011-05-04T22:44:26.720-07:00In The DarkHigh Guys!<br />
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We've been doing tons of things recently and we're getting ready for <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=139550579448372">Homo's Got Talent!</a> this Friday at 8pm. It's at the Fez Ballroom and it' has a $5 - $10 sliding scale at the door.We just stole some new dancing shoes and we're ready to let the music play while we burn holes in them. I have to remember to wash my feet more often ;) Right after that we're heading over to our prima Bulimianne Rhapsody's going away party at Saratoga for <span style="font-size: small;"><span class="profileName fn fsxl fwb"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=182735321774562#%21/event.php?eid=182735321774562">The Butt-Plug Klub presents "¡Adios Bulimiana!"</a> at 10pm. $3 - $5 sliding scale at the door and an awesome lineup of DJs including </span></span>DJs: Grant (Blowpony & Jack) Stormy (Booty & Jack) & LunchLady (Cafeteria) will be rockin' -n- Jackin the ranch and a performance by Fannie Mae Darling.<br />
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Every Sunday it's Dirty Porno Bingo W/ChiChi and Chonga and This Sunday we're celebrating Mothers Day... with PORN! This edition is our <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=212387102113722">MOM VS MOM edition</a>, a little girl on girl, rather mom on mom. Just how PDX likes it! We want you to bring your mom for an honorary circle jerk - bukkake fest ,she deserves to be honored. Or at least bring her to bingo and win her some porn. We also have an entire box of the dirtiest, nastiest porn you can find!!!!. <br />
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Next week we're getting dirty in the dark at <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=171450976243322">Notorious Neon Party</a> on May 14th at 9:30. We have performances by Jeau Breedlove, Asia Ho Jackson, Serendipity Jones, Doriloves Youall and yours truly. Check out the new poster down below<br />
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Sexy, huh? Like neon dance whores! We have been working on some great shows this past year but we are proud to announce that Tuesday August 2nd we will be hosting PEEP SHOW as it is our 1 year anniversary of performing here in Portland. We've got a great lineup of our favorite performers here and it's gonna be one high of a time. More deets to come soon yo.<br />
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XXXO,<br />
ChiChi and ChongaChiChi and Chongahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00078671639985326617noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7158284502525617068.post-46282549282985211582011-04-07T20:46:00.000-07:002011-04-07T20:47:36.094-07:00NOTORIOUS<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCvxXRDvE3x1FEqldeD58YWj0SQ7LWOGTCyxQ9SITLSjOUSBZB_N83l-NzpvFXFqcogcS2YQJxIAdbXXuHTquZC9AYjjPPjE8PACJ5wrwwFQUkYpkSq5wa6sAf7QGiIW5FJqoefk3-yoI/s1600/april-notorious-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCvxXRDvE3x1FEqldeD58YWj0SQ7LWOGTCyxQ9SITLSjOUSBZB_N83l-NzpvFXFqcogcS2YQJxIAdbXXuHTquZC9AYjjPPjE8PACJ5wrwwFQUkYpkSq5wa6sAf7QGiIW5FJqoefk3-yoI/s320/april-notorious-1.jpg" width="207" /></a></div><br />
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<tr><th class="label">Location</th><td class="data"><div class="location vcard"><span class="fn org">Red Cap Garage</span><br />
<div class="adr"><div class="street-address">1025 SW Stark St.</div><div class="locality">Portland, OR</div></div></div></td></tr>
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<tr><th class="label">Created By</th><td class="data"><div class="uiCollapsedList uiCollapsedListHidden organizer" id="u414804_1"><span class="visible"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/redcapgarage">Red Cap Garage</a>, <a href="http://www.facebook.com/chichiandchonga">ChiChi Chonga</a></span></div></td></tr>
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<tr><th class="label">More Info</th><td class="data"><div class="description summary">Notorious Dance Party with ChiChi and Chonga this Saturday April 9th @ 10pm. Music from the 80's, 90's, 2000's, and today. Best dance move contest. This is a "dark" party so the black lights are coming on and the place will be glowing. No cover, starts at 10pm. $2.50 well drinks from open to close. <br />
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It's another installment of NOTORIOUS with everyone's favorite Latin Rappin Comedy Duo Chola Delinquents. Dance parties at Red Cap have never been so Dangerous!!!! With live performances by the duo at 11 and 12 and special guest appearances by Saturn and Asia Ho Jackson. A "BEST MOVES" dance competition, prize give aways, Go-Go dancing performers!! Awesome drink Specials and DJ Adam West tearing those beats apart so you can definitely shake your ass all night, or shake your wallets away from ChiChi and anything that will get you wasted, from Chonga!!! </div></td></tr>
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We got lots of things going on......<br />
<h1><span class="profileName fn fsxl fwb">Grand Re-Opening Sweet Basil</span></h1><div class="stage" style="line-height: 500px;"><div style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" class="spotlight" height="265" src="http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/69305_104743662926790_100001734690496_34574_707635_n.jpg" width="400" /> </div></div><table class="uiInfoTable mvm profileInfoTable"><tbody>
<tr><th class="label">Time</th><td class="data"><div>Friday, March 25 · <span class="dtstart"><span class="value-title" title="2011-03-25T19:00:00"> </span>7:00pm</span> - <span class="dtend"><span class="value-title" title="2011-03-25T22:00:00"> </span>10:00pm</span></div></td></tr>
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<tr><th class="label">More Info</th><td class="data">Hey Sexy got plans for Friday Night? Well I got two questions that might help solve that problem..... Do you like Thai Food? How about Drag Queens??? The Perfect combination for a good time. Come check us out we will be hosting an awesome event and something super cool for the queer scene!!! See you here...<br />
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Asian Fusion bar and restaurant, plus Gender Illusionist.<br />
Hours: <br />
Happy Hour starts at 4pm everyday<br />
Monday - Wednesday ~ dining only<br />
Thursday - Sunday ~ Dining with Drag ~ Show start at 6pm<br />
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Staring:<br />
Pheadra Knight<br />
Autumn Scities Knight<br />
Chinky Chinkinini<br />
Tiara<br />
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Grand Opening show Begins at 6pm Staring the Girls of Sweet Basil and special guests ChiChi and Chonga.<br />
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Free all you can eat appetizers w/ your dinner purchase. Hey Man, you know I love me some munching on some appetizers... Especially when they are FREE!!!! - Chonga Bonga</td><td class="data"></td></tr>
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<h1><span class="profileName fn fsxl fwb">Dirty Porno Bingo w/ ChiChi and Chonga</span></h1><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" class="spotlight" height="400" src="http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/180476_178145135557077_100000847755711_397117_7729439_n.jpg" width="265" /> </div><br />
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<tr><th class="label">Time</th><td class="data"><div>Sunday, March 27 · <span class="dtstart"><span class="value-title" title="2011-03-27T20:00:00"> </span>8:00pm</span> - <span class="dtend"><span class="value-title" title="2011-03-27T23:00:00"> </span>11:00pm</span></div></td></tr>
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<tr><th class="label">More Info</th><td class="data"><div class="description summary"><div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed" id="id_4d898d7c7eb5f5a61021517">Dirty Porno Bingo with ChiChi and Chonga!! It's not your grandma's bingo, unless she loves to win PORN!!!! Free to enter, free to win, and if you buy ChiChi a drink, you definitely score!!!! Come have a little Sunday after religious practicing unwind and wind up!!! $1 hot dogs, how many wieners can you take at once??!?!?!? Come Find out, We love it when you COME!!!<br />
Every Sunday at Red Cap Garage, Starting @ 8pm and goes on til th<span class="text_exposed_hide">...</span><span class="text_exposed_show">e viagra wears off!!! <br />
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This week Disco Bush<br />
Enjoy some amazing drink specials, disco music, and you could even win our featured porno..... HAIR, it's all about the bush!!!!<br />
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Tons of porn of everyone:<br />
Man on Man, Man on Woman, Woman on Woman, Women on Man on Woman on Tranny, BBW, Large loving, BI-curious, Squirting Vaginas, Guys with big dicks, Chicks with big dicks, little people loving, Public sex acts caught on tape, Lesbian porn made by real lesbians!!! Unusual Cocks, Put your fingers in my ass, Circle Jerks, Solo, First time with a guy, Men in uniform, Women in Uniform, Trannies in uniforrms, Prison Break, Chubby Chasers, Tranny lovers, Lesbian lickers, Butt munchers, finger bangers, double penetrating, fister sisters, Donkey punching, Alabama hot pocketing, dick slapping, gang banging..... Well I think you get the picture and if not use your imagination, if we don't have it..... You get to pick something we do!!!<br />
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WIN FREE PORN!!!!!<br />
BIRTHDAY LAP DANCES!!!<br />
DRINK SPECIALS!!!!<br />
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<h1><span class="profileName fn fsxl fwb">Homomentum: Birds and the Bees</span></h1><div class="stage" style="line-height: 500px;"><div style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" class="spotlight" height="359" src="http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/60093_105009179562191_100001593288530_42943_3234886_n.jpg" width="400" /> </div></div><table class="uiInfoTable mvm profileInfoTable"><tbody>
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<tr><th class="label">More Info</th><td class="data"><div class="description summary">Homomentum: a queer cabaret showcases queer dance, burlesque, drag & performance-art, with tons of glitter and ridiculousness at every turn! <br />
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Homomentum's LAST SHOW of the season welcome's the blooming and blossoming of spring and a little sex ed to top it off, with "Birds & the Bees." Starring some of Portland's most infamous performers, including Felice Shays, Shazaam, Chi Chi & Chonga, The Drag Mansion, Swagger, Baby Le Strange and many more!<br />
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Homomentum: Birds & the Bees<br />
Friday, April 1st<br />
Fez Ballroom<br />
7pm Doors, 8pm Show<br />
$5-10 Sliding Scale<br />
21+. Wheel-Chair Accessible.<br />
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More info: <a href="http://www.pantsoffpdx.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.pantsoffpdx.com</a><br />
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This month's Sponsors:<br />
Yogio: all gluten free korean inspired street food. <br />
<a href="http://www.yogio.weebly.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.yogio.weebly.com</a><br />
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The Dog House PDX: home of insane tater tot bowls. <a href="http://www.thedoghousepdx.weebly.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.thedoghousepdx.weebly.<wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>com</a></div></td></tr>
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<h1><span class="profileName fn fsxl fwb">Dangerous Curves Ahead: Burlesque on the Go-Go! in PORTLAND, OR!!</span></h1><h1><a href="http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?op=1&view=global&subj=100000847755711&pid=32189680&id=1097846034" id="myphotolink" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img height="400" id="myphoto" src="http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/195905_1521620775452_1682573076_1002040_308114_n.jpg" width="266" /></a></h1><table class="uiInfoTable mvm profileInfoTable"><tbody>
<tr><th class="label">Time</th><td class="data"><div><span class="dtstart"><span class="value-title" title="2011-04-13T20:00:00"> </span>Wednesday, April 13 at 8:00pm</span> - <span class="dtend"><span class="value-title" title="2011-04-14T00:00:00"> </span>April 14 at 12:00am</span></div></td></tr>
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Caution! This spring five of New York City's award-winning and most popular burlesque luminaries have highway fever! With a squeal of tires and a cloud of glitter, this super-star team is hitting the road with the top down and their tassels twirling for the DANGEROUS CURVES AHEAD: BURLESQUE ON THE GO-GO Spring Tour 2011! <br />
An unprecedented burlesque tour tha<span class="text_exposed_show">t's epic in scope, Dangerous Curves Ahead will bring their signature acts, sexy glam and<br />
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New Times called the show "An excellent night of twirling tassels and bawdy jokes."<br />
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*Anita Cookie<br />
*Clams Casino<br />
*Darlinda Just Darlinda<br />
*GiGi La Femme<br />
*Minnie Tonka<br />
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Produced by and co-starring local lovelies Baby Le'Strange and Hai Fleisch! <br />
Hosted by local drag dynamos ChiChi and Chonga!<br />
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You do not want to miss this one time event!<br />
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Wednesday April 13, 2011 <br />
Red Cap Garage<br />
1035 Southwest Stark Street<br />
Portland, OR<br />
Doors at 8, show at 9, $10<br />
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<a href="http://www.burlesqueonthegogo.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.burlesqueonthegogo.com</a><br />
<a href="http://www.facebook.com/DangerousCurvesBurlesque" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.facebook.com/Dangerous<wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>CurvesBurlesque</a><br />
<a href="http://www.rosecityshimmy.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.rosecityshimmy.com</a><br />
<a href="http://www.facebook.com/chichiandchonga" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.facebook.com/chichiand<wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>chonga</a></span></div></div></td></tr>
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I got a pair of nipple tassels and lots of tear away cloths. See the art of Burlesque is all about the tease, even though I did know you could just tease them, until my second baby!! -ChiChi PussyculoChiChi and Chongahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00078671639985326617noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7158284502525617068.post-10274822327492527862010-12-04T13:58:00.000-08:002010-12-04T13:58:27.088-08:00Thing 1 and Thing 2 ........... Miss ThingHey culitos!!!! Okay so we have been like so my god busy. Many many many things to blog about!<br />
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Oct 11th was Saturn presents MURDER! Which went off well, so much fun! Artmis Chase was feeling under the weather, so thankfully Fannie Mae Darling stepped in and things went off with a bang!<br />
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Oct 13th was Miss Thing: Halloqween! Congrates to the winner Feyonce, featuring the deathly duo The Tampon Troupe!! Our own shared hollucination. ChiChi did a spooky number to Bauhaus in the style of Night Of The Demons.<br />
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Oct 15th was P.S.U Coming Out Day. We did a few numbers and Exstacy Inferno performed as well. Amazing!! Sister Love!<br />
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Oct 16th was Maricon @ the Matador. Thanks to Dj Moisti for hooking us up.<br />
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Oct 17th was Dirty Porno Bingo. It got pretty raw when this guy whipped out his balls. Then we played truth or dare, and this girl dared her boyfriend to strip!! It was ..... Well I hope you come by and play with us some time.<br />
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Oct 23th was MILK, held at Red Cap Garage. A monthly dance party of "HOTTNESS". Even though it's real cold in the northwest.<br />
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Oct 29th was Mary's Haunted Opening, it was the grand opening of Hamburger Mary's Portland. It was packed and spooky. Everyone was in costume and we had a super Amazing show which we hosted and performed in.<br />
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Oct 30th we had BENT and SNAP! and Damned House Party!! Busy, Fun and SPOOKY. Danced all night and then forgot the rest......<br />
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Oct 31st HALLOWEEN, we played a show at the Havana in Seattle, Night Riot. Kevin Kaur puts on a hell of an event. Vintage Youth, Jinx Monsoon, Lisa Dank, Dj Riff-Raff and so many more talented people. We met Lisa Dank, we are huge fans and now friends. Google her!!!<br />
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Nov 9th at TuBE was 4Lokas with Holla n Oats. Wicked show and we killed IT!!<br />
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Nov 14 Dirty Tampon Bingo with Tampon Troupe. Bloody Porno Bingo.<br />
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Nov 19th The Miss Thing Pageant. Big Congrats to the winner Sally Ingus Wilder, we following her ass to TrannyShack San Fransisco....<br />
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Nov 22nd Original Queer Night at Mississippi Studios. Magic Mouth played a great set and then .... The death of the Tampons!!! SHOCKING!!!<br />
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Nov 27th MILK & HUNNY it was really fun and we made such a splash.<br />
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Dec 3rd Homomentum Snowpocolypse - The show was amazing and we had so much fun getting everyone all warmed up!!<br />
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(SIGH) Finally, that recap was fucking long okay. I'm glad your still here, I tried to keep it short, but moving on.We promise not to stay away for long and try to update sooner, so the THC doesn't kill those memories before we remember them. For pic and videos check out our youtube and facebook. Fuck this I'm tired........ Here!!!<br />
Love,<br />
ChiChi Pussyculo<br />
P.M.S. - Here's the link to the video of our Miss Thing performance that got us 2nd place.....<br />
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Okay so like me and Chonga have been like soo busy, so many things going on. I LOVE IT! We been working real hard, so we can get off probation, cuz I don't know about you, but I don't like people watching me, all the time. It's hard to eat, shower, or take a shit! So now it's time for another<br />
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We earned some community service hours by helping do hard labor and serve food at <a href="http://blogout.justout.com/?p=22188">Oasisba Asian Fusion Restaurant</a>. We'll be back soon to rack in some more hours from them.<br />
We also did a Public Service Announcement at Blow Pony! We did <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9VAK9U3q8o">"The Donkey Show! - The Dangers of Partying Hard!"</a><br />
We went to Barracuda and got down with it, after being part of The Cascade Projects' AIDS Walk. Spat some shit and did what we always do, lay it down, it was so much fun.<br />
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Then, this past Thursday was the Portland premiere of our short film WELFARE AIDS! The night was a success with 100% of the proceeds going directly to the AIDS WALK FUND. A huge hug and a big bong hit to everyone who helped and supported this great cause. We had an awesome set that started with Galang.... Here's the Videos...<br />
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The other videos are online with the rest of our <a href="http://www.youtube.com/chichiandchonga">Parole Videos</a>.<br />
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If you're looking for us you can find us at Hamburger Mary's. We've been doing some work there and helping out Mary with some stuff. We love her, cuz she has Power!!!! She can sign off on Community Service Hours!!!! Our probation officer will be proud, so come by cuz they be OPEN!!!<br />
Which brings me to ...... dat da dada!!! The Grand Opening, AKA <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=148166711891220">Mary's Haunted Opening</a>, it will be held on October 29th. It's a costume party and participation is a must! Don't be boring, you wont get in, and I wanna see you. It's going to be a huge PARTY! We host the show with amazing performances by Portland's own Mary, <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1590210162">Tamra Scanlan</a>, <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000939070145">Fannie Mae Darling</a> and <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000939070145">The Tampon Troupe</a>. Plus lots of fun games and tons of prizes. Bring your second liver in your purse. Costume Contest for the funniest, the scariest, and the Maryiest. FYI All the MARYS take a group photo and get a surprise! SHHH, It's Spookylicious, I'm so excited.<br />
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Now for the things we WILL be charged with later this in OCTOBER>>>>>><br />
Monday Oct 11th is Saturnalia at Someday Lounge. <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=126672804047229">MURDER</a>!!!! Come help solve this murder mystery. Who could it be? Colonel Mustard?, The Rose City Shimmies?, ChiChi and Chonga? or That old lady that lives with all those CATS!?!! Help Saturn find out who killed her husband, in <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=126672804047229">MURDER</a>!! With special guest performance by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/kim.edinger">Kim Edinger</a> and <a href="http://www.artemischase.com/">Artemis Chase</a> as ADDICTION!<br />
Then, Friday Oct 15 we will be at PSU doing some college students, but then we'll perform for National Coming Out Day. Come, come out, we love it when you come.<br />
Saturday, Oct 16 we head down to Maricon at the Matador for a special treat.<br />
Saturday, Oct 23 we will be at Milk, getting our cookies all soft.<br />
Saturday Oct 30 we do a scarifying show at <a href="http://www.benthalloween.org/index.htm">BENT! HALLOWEEN </a>then heading over to Holocene for <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=131307820253292">SNAP! HALLOWEEN</a> 90's Diva Fierceness and then to my tia Gula's house to party is uuuup!!!<br />
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Let me tell you about our Sundays, you see the seventh day God rested but ChiChi and Chonga.... THEY GOT DIRRTY!!!<br />
Every Sunday (except for Halloween) we do service work for like churches and stuff. So we have been assigned to Boxx's Where we host <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=133787620004424">DIRTY PORNO BINGO</a>, for all the horny people who like to win free porn. See this "church" isn't filled with crazy people who spit shit, NOPE its filled with CREAM lots of sexy nasty porno loving people. Lots of prizes to give away. Sponsored by BOXXES/Red Cap, <a href="http://www.fatfancyfashions.com/">Fat Fancy</a>, <a href="http://www.bigasssandwiches.com/">Big Ass Sandwiches,</a> <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Portland-OR/Cuts-For-Queers/127619225059?ref=ts&v=wall">Cuts For QUEERS</a> and US!ChiChi and Chongahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00078671639985326617noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7158284502525617068.post-78801449611317929552010-09-10T12:21:00.000-07:002010-09-10T12:29:20.118-07:00KetchupHola Putos,<br />
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It's me again, everyone's favorite ChiChi, HEY!! Okay so there have been so many many things going on with me and Chonga. So <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Portland-OR/Peep-Show/124472527568094?ref=ts">PEEP SHOW</a> was a fucking blast, we had so much fun and the place was packed like a fat bowl of kush!!!<a href="http://www.pandoraboxx.com/"> Pandora Boxx</a> is so cool in person, one of the nicest bitches I've met, well next to <a href="http://www.artemischase.com/">Artemis Chase</a>, The Hostess with The Mostess. The Following night was <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=301589050921&ref=ts">Miss Thing</a>: Disco Ball, where we were guest judges (Nobody Judge Nobody!!), Big Up to all the performers and the winner, Little Tommy Bang Bang, who channeled Richard Simons and the Village People. FUN!! Nico Bella's Saturday Night Fever performance was sooooo ........ Sexual. In the wise words of Jerry Blank, "I'm as moist as a snack cake down there". Okay so, oh my got, we had such an awesome rehearsal with Magic Mouth for the set we'll be doing for the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=148239748537773&ref=ts">NOT ENOUGH QUEER MUSIC FESTIVAL</a>. I love Queers!!! You have to come see us.... "Put Your MAGIC MOUTH on my CHICHI AND CHONGA" ..... I love our band title! Okay, who wants some Ecstacy? Come to the grand opening of <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=128596703852408&ref=ts">CANDY SHOP</a>, Ecstacy Inferno's night of sweetness, where we will be doing a on stage three-way!! Who wants so see ChiChi and Chonga put some Ecstacy in their mouths?!?!<br />
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OH OH, I wanted to let everyone know that we just got added to the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=116725821672473">PORTLAND SUMMER SHOWCASE</a> line up. So we'll be doing a set at the music festival. I'm so excited and grateful to be put in it, I love it when they put it in!! Us! <br />
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Okay so horny kidos, Make sure to stay tuned for more to come. We'll be bring you more information on the GRAND OPENING of Mary's Legs, That's <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Portland-OR/Hamburger-Marys-Portland/103639696351361?ref=ts">HAMBURGER MARY'S PORTLAND</a>!!! YAY We will be bringing you an awesome show, so make sure you friend Mary on Facebook!! Tell her ChiChi and Chonga sent you!! Stay Tuned.<br />
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ChiChi and ChongaChiChi and Chongahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00078671639985326617noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7158284502525617068.post-52855609747894346032010-09-02T15:24:00.000-07:002010-09-02T15:24:08.988-07:00Booked To The NinesHigh Pervs!!!!<br />
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It's that time again, we have performances up the wahzoo coming up and we know that you all wanna go. We are so happy to be here in Portland with so many creative people around. We're gonna have a shit ton of chances for you to catch us in person all over town. First off there's <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=145765685446877&ref=ts">PEEP SHOW</a> with special guest <a href="http://www.pandoraboxx.ccom/">Pandora Boxx</a> on September 7th followed by <a href="http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=3057705">MISS THING: THE DISCO BALL</a> with <a href="http://www.heklina.com/">Heklina</a> of Trannyshack on September 8th. You can get $5 tickets for Miss Thing <a href="http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=3057705">HERE</a>. After a short little break we will do more back to back performing at the opening of <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=128596703852408&ref=ts">CANDY SHOP</a> hosted by the amazing Ecstacy Inferno on September 18th followed by a performance at <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=119900891388280&ref=ts">NOT ENOUGH: A QUEER MUSIC FESTIVAL</a> on September 19th! The show at <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=119900891388280&ref=ts">NOT ENOUGH</a> is going to be off the chain as we will be performing several songs with our new friends <a href="http://www.myspace.com/magicmouthpdx">Magic Mouth</a>. This is the first time we've ever performed with a live band... does this make us rock stars? I hope so! After these four shows we will also be at <a href="http://www.pdx.edu/">PSU</a> for their yearly drag show on September 24th. Moving on to the next month, we have already confirmed two shows for October. We will headline over at <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Cafeteria/132063770168938?ref=ts">CAFETERIA</a> with <a href="http://fabulouspdx.com/lunch-trays-and-crunk-gays-at-the-cafeteria-this-thursday/">DJ Lunchlady</a> held at Vendetta on October 28th. Then we will have the most kick ass show you'll see all year when we perform at <a href="http://www.holocene.org/">HOLOCENE</a> on October 30th!!! This one is gonna blow your fucking mind when we hit the stage with <a href="http://www.myspace.com/murderp">DJ Freaky Outy</a> for a one off performance of a classic like you've never seen or heard before.<br />
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The roof, the roof, the roof is on fiya! We don't need no water, LET THE MOTHA FUCKA BURN!<br />
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We better see all you stoners dancing at these amazing shows. Much love.<br />
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ChiChi and ChongaChiChi and Chongahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00078671639985326617noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7158284502525617068.post-27248526069968777072010-08-28T12:44:00.000-07:002010-08-28T12:45:48.110-07:00Give 'Em All You Got!High Stoners!<br />
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We are extremely proud to announce that today our short film WELFARE AIDS is premiering at the <a href="http://www.tgfilmfestival.com/">T/G Film Festival presented by Trans Giving</a> at 7:30 PM. This is going to be an amazing show with entries from <a href="http://www.calpernia.com/">Calpernia Addams</a>, Andrea James, Wu Tsang, Shawna Virago and many, many more! Come on out and help make this festival the event it SHOULD be. Big ups to all our T/G homies out there!<br />
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Now, we are also extremely proud to post this clip of ChiChi and Chonga performing <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vaN01VLYSQ">SHOOP</a> by Salt-N-Pepa at MISS THING: I LOVE THE 90's. Thank you to everyone who came out and cheered for us, we had such a wicked time. We love you!!<br />
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ChiChi and ChongaChiChi and Chongahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00078671639985326617noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7158284502525617068.post-54560634835319824472010-08-26T11:56:00.000-07:002010-08-26T11:56:55.198-07:00BarsByronandBallsyBitchesHigh Stoners!<br />
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Can we just say that Portland is fucking amazing! we have been having the time of our lives performing here. Our last performance at <a href="http://www.mississippistudios.com/">Mississippi Studio</a>'s new bar, BarBar for the opening of <a href="http://www.mississippistudios.com/index.php">The Original Queer Night</a> was a huge success. We performed our new single <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzY15P_j9LU">SMOKING CHRONIC</a> and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCL1RpgYxRM">GALANG</a> by <a href="http://www.miauk.com/">M.I.A.</a> it was our first time doing <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCL1RpgYxRM">GALANG</a> and everyone was high off the vibe. Check out the slideshow at the bottom. We'll be posting videos of the entire set very soon so stay close! Because of our recent performances around Portland, our new homie and blogger Byron Beck has written a very kind post about the event over on <a href="http://www.byronbeck.com/home/562-blast-off-the-original-queer-night-at-bar-bar.html">ByronBeck.com</a>. Check it out and subscribe!<br />
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Now, if you haven't caught us here in Portland look out for <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=145765685446877&ref=ts">PEEP SHOW</a> on Sept. 7th hosted by the beautiful <a href="http://www.artemischase.com/">Artemis Chase</a>, featuring <a href="http://www.pandoraboxx.com/">Pandora Boxx</a>. The next day we'll be performing and judging at <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=301589050921&ref=ts">MISS THING: The Disco Ball</a> Sept. 8th! Keep up to date on the latest ChiChi and Chonga news and events by subscribing over on your right.<br />
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ChiChi and ChongaChiChi and Chongahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00078671639985326617noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7158284502525617068.post-89272705054194602332010-08-23T12:12:00.000-07:002010-08-23T12:19:51.894-07:00M-I-SS-I-SS-I-PP-IHi Homosexiness!!!<br />
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Last night's <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Portland-OR/Hamburger-Marys-Portland/103639696351361">Contest to find Portland's Mary</a> was fantastic and we had a wickedly awesome time performing for the wonderful crowd. A big shout out to <a href="http://www.darcellexv.com/">Darcelle XV Showplace</a> and <a href="http://www.poisonwaters.com/">Poison Waters</a> for having us! Pics and video soon to come.<br />
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Today is actually the soft opening of <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=118667868185355">The Original Queer Night</a> at <a href="http://www.mississippistudios.com/index.php">Mississippi Studio's</a> new bar, BARBAR - with DJ <a href="http://www.myspace.com/2290496">HUFNSTUF</a> and <a href="http://qpdx.com/tag/dj-lunch-lady/">DJ LUNCHLADY</a>. Which one do you think has the better soft opening? The doors open at 9 PM, the show begins at 11 PM and its free! Get there early for $5 Golden Knee Pads and $1.50 PBR! Bring quarters too because ChiChi's catchin' em with her thigh muscles ALL NIGHT LONG!!!<br />
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Do I have an update for you, first off, <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=301589050921&ref=ts">MISS THANG</a>, I LOVE THE 90's was a huge success and WE WON!!!! We had such an amazing time with all the performers, judges and the wonderful, drunk crowd. You guys are all fucking awesome and we love you as much as a freshly rolled blunt. Mmmmm, blunt. This means you can catch us at <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=301589050921&ref=ts">MISS THANG</a> in September, performing and judging the competition (don't look at us like that, we know you judge too). The competition is hosted by the legendary <a href="http://www.heklina.com/">HEKLINA</a> of <a href="http://www.heklina.com/">TRANNYSHACK</a> so you know its awesomely great. This also means that ChiChi and Chonga are going to be competing for the title of <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=301589050921&ref=ts">MISS THANG</a> at the end of the year. Hold on to your bud cause these bitches are blazin'.<br />
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Alright, we need to let you know about the next PEEP SHOW in September with special guest <a href="http://www.pandoraboxx.com/">PANDORA BOXX</a>!!! Pandora is as funny as they come and we're so excited to get to perform in the same show as her. As you know PEEP SHOW is hosted by the groovy <a href="http://www.artemischase.com/">ARTEMIS CHASE</a> and its the 1st Tuesday of every month, this show just gets better and better. PEEP SHOW is held at <a href="http://www.redcapgarage.com/">THE RED CAP GARAGE</a> on SW Stark St.<br />
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Alright, the time we've all been waiting for... the debut performance of our first single SMOKING CHRONIC!!!!!!! We just got the video from Artemis and its smokin' hot, hot, hot. Don't forget to check us out this Sunday at Darcelle's @7 P.M. We'll be back with another post about the show... stay high.<br />
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Okay, so you know how we performed <b>"<u>Escape From East L.A.</u>"</b> on Aug. 3rd @ <u><b>PEEP SHOW</b></u> hosted by <a href="http://www.artemischase.com/">Artemis Chase</a>, it's at The Red Cap Garage, in Portland. Anyways, so now there's this video going around of Chonga and I... you got to see it, or else...<br />
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That shit was so fun! Umm, where was I? Okay so you got to subscribe and stay posted for the live performance of our up and coming single, <b>"<u>Smoking Chronic</u>"</b>. The video should be up real soon, so stay close!<br />
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We also performed at <u><b>Saturnalia</b></u>, hosted by Saturn. It's a competition and I'm pleaseded to say that I, ChiChi Pussyculo, am the winner of Saturnalia Aug 9th 2010. Thank you culos. The video of my performance to "Hip Hop Change" by Crookers Featuring Rye Rye, will be posted up very soon. Don't go nowhere putos! It was so much fun and we met like really cool people. Here's these damn pictures of us...<br />
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Man, are we super sad today!!! Some terrible person left a can of Aquanet hairspray onstage when Pandora Boxx was performing and she's been injured and won't be able to attend this month's Peepshow at The Red Cap. In better news, this means ChiChi and Chonga are going to be featured this month! Check it out<br />
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Cool eh? Thanks to the wonderful <a href="http://www.artemischase.com/">Artemis Chase</a>, ChiChi and Chonga will be featured and will be performing the new single SMOKING CHRONIC!! Grab your blunts, bongs and bud because this is gonna be bomb. Check out Red Cap on Facebook.ChiChi and Chongahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00078671639985326617noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7158284502525617068.post-20415185927187668792010-07-10T11:08:00.000-07:002010-07-10T11:21:36.832-07:00CREEP SHOW PEEP SHOWHigh Stoners,<br />
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ChiChi and Chonga are back in action! We're all moved in to our new apartment and its crazy awesome here. The people are really nice and the beer here is like nectar of the gods... if there were gods. Anyway we're super excited to tell you that we'll be performing on August 3rd at PEEP SHOW hosted by Artemis Chase, PEEP SHOW is held at The Red Cap Garage in Portland. Not only will this be our first Portland performance but it's also the first live performance of our new single SMOKING CHRONIC!! So bring your blunts, bud and bongs because we're gonna leave the house blazin'! A huge shout out to the wonderfully sweet and talented Artemis Chase for this amazing opportunity. We were lucky enough to catch PEEP SHOW this last Tuesday and let us tell you... you're in for a treat.<br />
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What's crackin' crack babies??? I know, I know, I know we haven't been here posting in a while but we've been so extremely busy. We had to have some re-shoots of our short film, we recorded new vocals for our single, we've shot visuals for our live show and we had a going away party. Whew, I'm tired just talking about it. As you know the two of us are moving to Portland on July 1st and we're over the moon about it. This is going to be a huge change and we're very sorry to everyone who wanted to see us perform this summer. This move is going to allow us to have much more freedom in the frequency of our videos while providing us with an amazing job opportunity. We just want to send everyone a huge thank you for the wicked support all of you have sent us. Thank you for the emails and the wonderful words of kindness. We'll be in touch very soon with more stills from our short film and an exclusive sneak peek at the visuals for our new single SMOKING CHRONIC. Take a look at a still from the new short film WELFARE AIDS.<br />
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Have we got some great news for you! <span class="goog-spellcheck-word">ChiChi</span> and <span class="goog-spellcheck-word">Chonga</span> have been hard at work on TONS of new material for your enjoyment. As you know the last live show at The Comedy Store was a huge success and we have pictures in a <span class="goog-spellcheck-word">slideshow</span> on the post below. Don't start crying if you missed the last show because you can catch <span class="goog-spellcheck-word">ChiChi</span> and <span class="goog-spellcheck-word">Chonga</span> at the <span style="background-color: lime; color: black;">Trans-Unity Pride After Party on June 4th @ 12AM</span>, yup I said AM, you know how we party, we like to party. Not only will this show be amazingly hilarious but we hear there is a special surprise in the works so be there or be square. Also, <span class="goog-spellcheck-word">ChiChi</span> and <span class="goog-spellcheck-word">Chonga</span> have just wrapped filming on their first short film <b style="background-color: yellow; color: black;"><i>Welfare Aids</i></b>. The short will premiere at the Trans/Giving Film Festival on August 28th BUT we will be bringing you a super secret sneak peak next month! How's that for exclusive? That's not all, next month we will also be bringing you another sneak peak at the new single <span style="background-color: red;">SMOKING CHRONIC </span>including album artwork and video stills!!!!!!!!!! Its almost too much to handle... almost. Stay tuned for more updates everyday! And now... we bring you just a tiny peak at <i><b>Welfare Aids</b></i> enjoy!<br />
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We just wanted to say a <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>HUGE THANK YOU</b></span> to everyone who came out to see us perform @ The Comedy Store! The night was a huge success and we made lots of new friends. We've also just completed our first short film!!! I know, it's crazy huh? More details in the coming days, including stills from the shoot and photos from the live show. There's just so much going on I don't know if we're going to remember to feed ChiChi's kids. Watch out for more live performances in the coming months, including the unveiling of our first single release and the epic music video for SMOKING CHRONIC!!!<br />
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POUDLY PRESENTS<br />
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<i style="color: #274e13;"><b>ChiChi Pussyculo</b></i> <span style="color: yellow;">and</span> <i style="color: red;"><b>Chonga Bonga</b></i> In:<br />
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We will be performing live @ <b style="color: magenta;"><a href="http://www.thecomedystore.com/home.html">The Comedy Store</a></b> on Sunset Blvd. <b style="color: black;">Showtime is 7PM</b> and tickets are <b style="color: black;">$10</b> at the door but only <b style="color: black;">$7</b> if you send an email with your full name and telephone number to<br />
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This show is <b style="color: black;">21+</b> and there is a <b style="color: black;">2 drink minimum</b>. Join us at the after party with the secret password and you get<br />
<b style="color: black;">FREE DRINKS ALL NIGHT!!!</b><br />
How fucked up can YOU get?*<br />
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The address is:<br />
<div style="color: black;"><b>8433 W Sunset Blvd</b></div><div style="color: black;"><b>Los Angeles, CA 90069</b><br />
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<b>SHOWTIME @ 7PM </b></div><br />
DON'T FORGET to send us the email with your full name and telephone number for discounted tickets!<br />
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*Please drink responsiblyChiChi and Chongahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00078671639985326617noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7158284502525617068.post-33518764923349623312010-03-23T13:49:00.000-07:002010-03-23T13:49:24.128-07:00THC TUESDAYHi Internet!!!<br />
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What's better than the relationship between a mother and her daughter? In this episode of THC, ChiChi and Chonga go out clubbing and gangbanging (not that kind sicko!!!) only to come home and fully appreciate ChiChi's youngest daughter for the amazing person that she is. Quality time is THE most important time to ChiChi and Chonga... even if it is 4 A.M.<br />
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(Music By: Frankie Smith. We claim no ownership of this track.)ChiChi and Chongahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00078671639985326617noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7158284502525617068.post-62554419149480872732010-03-16T09:13:00.000-07:002010-03-16T09:13:59.306-07:00THC TUESDAYHigh Stoners!!!<br />
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Its THC TUESDAY and we are pleased to bring you the first episode of our groovy new series called LIFE LESSONS. As you know ChiChi and I are required to fulfill 8,000 hours of community service and we've decided to do it by discussing where we went wrong in life so that you don't have to go down that road... or down on that officer. Also, we've recorded multiple episodes so that we can bring you a new show EVERY TUESDAY! Yup, that's a brand-spanking-new-motha-fuckin episode EVERY TUESDAY. They won't just be LIFE LESSONS either, we have lots of things planned for the coming months including: LIFE LESSONS, INSIDE CHONGA, CONFESSIONS OF A CHOLA, LIVE SHOWS and the music video for our new song SMOKING CHRONIC. No, we haven't been tweaking! We're just super focused okay??? So enjoy your first lesson in life!<br />
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Go Green,<br />
Chonga BongaChiChi and Chongahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00078671639985326617noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7158284502525617068.post-4688006039756393372010-03-13T16:20:00.000-08:002010-03-14T07:48:19.685-07:00SMOKING CHRONIC DEMO CLIPHi internet perverts!!! Its me Chonga Bonga,<br />
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We are so wicked happy to present you with a sneak peak at our demo! Its called SMOKING CHRONIC and its going to be in our new live show. its being produced as we speak, or as I type, or as you read this.. or on another plane of reality. Anyway, we'll be recording the music video very soon and we hope it makes you shit yourself.<br />
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J.J. Fad -WE LOVE YOU<br />
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Go Green,<br />
Lil' Miss BongwaterChiChi and Chongahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00078671639985326617noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7158284502525617068.post-74225012078939954902010-02-28T08:55:00.000-08:002010-02-28T09:35:50.289-08:00Get Inside Chonga Bonga!!!High Internet Perverts,<br />
It's me Chonga Bonga! I know its been a while since I've posted but I've just been hanging out in an abandoned warehouse when it hit me like an ex boyfriend... I completely forgot what it was like my first time there. Here's that story for you to get to know me a little more. Get a little deeper... INSIDE CHONGA.<br />
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Go Green,<br />
Chonga BongaChiChi and Chongahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00078671639985326617noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7158284502525617068.post-83288583070917869652010-01-30T12:22:00.000-08:002010-03-14T07:56:30.363-07:00All these Fucking lil Welfare Case Kids!!! AHHHHHHHH!!Fucking Hola Putas,<br />
A shot out to all the Mamas out there!!! It's hard being the mom of many lil bastards, you see I never got married, so all eleventeen of my kids are bastards! I never got that far into the relationship I had with any of their fathers. Yes FatherS! None of my kids have the same dad, they all end up getting locked up as soon as I get Knocked up. And I always know when I get pregnanunt cuz to tell you the truth I always end up getting "The Curse", no not my period, The fucking thing growing inside me. Period, yeah right, I've only ever had one and that was recent too. I was at the gym, in the showers, lathering up with all the other girls, soaping eachother, washing eachothers hair, you know! Girly Time. All of a sudden I started bleeding, I never knew about that cuz I got pregnanunt in 7th grade and never made it to sex ed! Well I thought I was dying and the girls they started laughing at me and throwing tampons, yelling "Plug it up! Plug It UP!" Since they were making fun of me bleeding, I had to level the playing field! I ended up getting arrested and Charged with 19 counts of attempted murder, but I fucked the judge and he lowered it to some minor traffic violations. God was on my side, well I was on my back. Anyways I need a fucking break cuz all they do is eat, sleep and shit! Not to mention the never-ending crying and bugging. Mommy I'm hungry, I'm shit on, brother cut my hand off again!! It's like "STOP killing my high you little fuckers! UH! I'd go drop them off at my moms pad and run away, but she ain't even home. She's gone to visit her man in prison. I should just leave them on the porch with some bread and balongna, till she gets back. I'm right, I don't got to deal with this shit. Thank you Bloggers for helping me figure out what to do about my headach! Drop them off and get a 40oz! Thanks.<br />
~Kitty Morena "ChiChi Pussyculo"<br />
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P.S. Here's a classic video where I talk about all my damn lil brats...<br />
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