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Hola Putos,

It's me again, everyone's favorite ChiChi, HEY!! Okay so there have been so many many things going on with me and Chonga. So PEEP SHOW was a fucking blast, we had so much fun and the place was packed like a fat bowl of kush!!! Pandora Boxx is so cool in person, one of the nicest bitches I've met, well next to Artemis Chase, The Hostess with The Mostess. The Following night was Miss Thing: Disco Ball, where we were guest judges (Nobody Judge Nobody!!), Big Up to all the performers and the winner, Little Tommy Bang Bang, who channeled Richard Simons and the Village People. FUN!! Nico Bella's Saturday Night Fever performance was sooooo ........ Sexual. In the wise words of Jerry Blank, "I'm as moist as a snack cake down there". Okay so, oh my got, we had such an awesome rehearsal with Magic Mouth for the set we'll be doing for the NOT ENOUGH QUEER MUSIC FESTIVAL. I love Queers!!! You have to come see us.... "Put Your MAGIC MOUTH on my CHICHI AND CHONGA" ..... I love our band title! Okay, who wants some Ecstacy? Come to the grand opening of CANDY SHOP, Ecstacy Inferno's night of sweetness, where we will be doing a on stage three-way!! Who wants so see ChiChi and Chonga put some Ecstacy in their mouths?!?!



OH OH, I wanted to let everyone know that we just got added to the PORTLAND SUMMER SHOWCASE line up. So we'll be doing a set at the music festival. I'm so excited and grateful to be put in it, I love it when they put it in!! Us!


Okay so horny kidos, Make sure to stay tuned for more to come. We'll be bring you more information on the GRAND OPENING of Mary's Legs, That's HAMBURGER MARY'S PORTLAND!!! YAY We will be bringing you an awesome show, so make sure you friend Mary on Facebook!! Tell her ChiChi and Chonga sent you!! Stay Tuned.

XXXO,
      ChiChi and Chonga

Booked To The Nines

High Pervs!!!!


It's that time again, we have performances up the wahzoo coming up and we know that you all wanna go. We are so happy to be here in Portland with so many creative people around. We're gonna have a shit ton of chances for you to catch us in person all over town. First off there's PEEP SHOW with special guest Pandora Boxx on September 7th followed by MISS THING: THE DISCO BALL with Heklina of Trannyshack on September 8th. You can get $5 tickets for Miss Thing HERE. After a short little break we will do more back to back performing at the opening of CANDY SHOP hosted by the amazing Ecstacy Inferno on September 18th followed by a performance at NOT ENOUGH: A QUEER MUSIC FESTIVAL on September 19th! The show at NOT ENOUGH is going to be off the chain as we will be performing several songs with our new friends Magic Mouth. This is the first time we've ever performed with a live band... does this make us rock stars? I hope so! After these four shows we will also be at PSU for their yearly drag show on September 24th. Moving on to the next month, we have already confirmed two shows for October. We will headline over at CAFETERIA with DJ Lunchlady held at Vendetta on October 28th. Then we will have the most kick ass show you'll see all year when we perform at HOLOCENE on October 30th!!! This one is gonna blow your fucking mind when we hit the stage with DJ Freaky Outy for a one off performance of a classic like you've never seen or heard before.

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fiya! We don't need no water, LET THE MOTHA FUCKA BURN!

We better see all you stoners dancing at these amazing shows. Much love.


ChiChi and Chonga

M-I-SS-I-SS-I-PP-I

Hi Homosexiness!!!


Last night's Contest to find Portland's Mary was fantastic and we had a wickedly awesome time performing for the wonderful crowd. A big shout out to Darcelle XV Showplace and Poison Waters for having us! Pics and video soon to come.

Today is actually the soft opening of The Original Queer Night at Mississippi Studio's new bar, BARBAR - with DJ HUFNSTUF and DJ LUNCHLADY. Which one do you think has the better soft opening? The doors open at 9 PM, the show begins at 11 PM and its free! Get there early for $5 Golden Knee Pads and $1.50 PBR! Bring quarters too because ChiChi's catchin' em with her thigh muscles ALL NIGHT LONG!!!

Don't Forget about our upcoming events! For instance, PEEP SHOW on Sept. 7th with special guest PANDORA BOXX. Also, MISS THING: THE DISCO BALL on Sept. 8th where we'll be performing and judging the competition with the hostess with the most tits, Heklina. Oh and we'll be be back for the MISS THING PAGENT on Nov. 19th so stay tuned. Let's not neglect to mention CANDY SHOP on Sept. 18th hosted by the delicious ECSTACY INFERNO, where we'll be doing a wickedly, sinfully-sweet performance with a special treat for everyone but you'll have to come to see what tasty morsels we have in store. Check us out at the opening of HAMBURGER MARY'S PORTLAND, and we might just put on a little show for you...


Stay Brown!


ChiChi and Chonga, spice in the white rice...

Here I go, here I go, here I go again!!!

High Stoner Booties!

Do I have an update for you, first off, MISS THANG, I LOVE THE 90's was a huge success and WE WON!!!! We had such an amazing time with all the performers, judges and the wonderful, drunk crowd. You guys are all fucking awesome and we love you as much as a freshly rolled blunt. Mmmmm, blunt. This means you can catch us at MISS THANG in September, performing and judging the competition (don't look at us like that, we know you judge too). The competition is hosted by the legendary HEKLINA of TRANNYSHACK so you know its awesomely great. This also means that ChiChi and Chonga are going to be competing for the title of MISS THANG at the end of the year. Hold on to your bud cause these bitches are blazin'.

      Next in the way of performances, this Sunday Aug. 22nd ChiChi and Chonga will be at "FIND PORTLAND'S MARY" as special guest performers along with other wickedly awesome acts. This event is to help promote the opening of Hamburger Mary's Portland. Its being held at DARCELLE XV SHOWPLACE and its hosted by the hilarious POISON WATERS. Check out the flyer and come dressed as Mary for wonderful prizes.

Alright, we need to let you know about the next PEEP SHOW in September with special guest PANDORA BOXX!!! Pandora is as funny as they come and we're so excited to get to perform in the same show as her. As you know PEEP SHOW is hosted by the groovy ARTEMIS CHASE and its the 1st Tuesday of every month, this show just gets better and better. PEEP SHOW is held at THE RED CAP GARAGE on SW Stark St.

NO, NO, NO, We're not stopping just yet, there is great news this month for all our Los Angeles fans... The premiere of our short film WELFARE AIDS! The short will be showing at the TRANS/GIVING FILM FESTIVAL in L.A. on August 28th at 7:30 P.M. All the films from the festival screen at The Renberg Theatre and tickets are sold at the door. Please come make this event the huge success it should be! Our apologies for not being able to attend, we were originally scheduled to perform before our move to Portland but we promise to come back and play Los Angeles during our West Coast Tour... more on that later.

Our listing is on the lower right hand side of the flyer @ 7:30 P.M. AHUGETHANKYOU to Giorgio Bertuccelli and Kalil Cohen for helping us make this a reality.  We really could not have done this without the two of you.  ;) Also next moth, the two of us will be performing at the opening of CANDY SHOP, a Hip-Hop odyssey hosted by the kick-ass, ghetto fabulous, MISS THANG FEBRUARY, Ecstasy Inferno. Keep an eye out and tell all your friends to remember the date, SEPTEMBER 18th.

Alright, the time we've all been waiting for... the debut performance of our first single SMOKING CHRONIC!!!!!!! We just got the video from Artemis and its smokin' hot, hot, hot. Don't forget to check us out this Sunday at Darcelle's @7 P.M. We'll be back with another post about the show... stay high.





xoxo
ChiChi and Chonga