Showing posts with label Jenna. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jenna. Show all posts
The 12 Days of New Years
1.02.2010
High Everybody,
chichiandchonga.blogspot.com are so excited to bring you the debut of our BRANDMOTHAFUCKINSPANKIN new show called "THC" (Two High Cholas). We'll be releasing new episodes as fast as we can make them, so sit back and relax your feet cause you'll be running to the bathroom REAL SOON...
-Jenna Mystique AKA Chonga Bonga
chichiandchonga.blogspot.com are so excited to bring you the debut of our BRANDMOTHAFUCKINSPANKIN new show called "THC" (Two High Cholas). We'll be releasing new episodes as fast as we can make them, so sit back and relax your feet cause you'll be running to the bathroom REAL SOON...
-Jenna Mystique AKA Chonga Bonga
She Didn't Kiss Frogs
12.21.2009
High Guys,
I just got back from watching the brand new PRINCESS AND THE FROG! It was so magical, whimsical and wrong. NO! I am not saying that there's anything wrong with having a black princess. I think we should have had one a long time ago, who looked like young Pam Grier but I digress. I was shocked and appalled at how Disney butchered the story completely. I am from New Orleans and I can tell you that you're not supposed to kiss frogs, you're supposed to LICK THEM! You see there's something in the skin my grandma called "bump juice" that allows you to see into the future and create your own destiny. Apparently its also great for getting oil off the driveway but did Disney get that memo? No, I don't think so. So the next time you go around kissing frogs, just know that you're not gonna get the maximum high unless you completely rape them with your tongue.
Go Green
Jenna AKA Chonga Bonga
I just got back from watching the brand new PRINCESS AND THE FROG! It was so magical, whimsical and wrong. NO! I am not saying that there's anything wrong with having a black princess. I think we should have had one a long time ago, who looked like young Pam Grier but I digress. I was shocked and appalled at how Disney butchered the story completely. I am from New Orleans and I can tell you that you're not supposed to kiss frogs, you're supposed to LICK THEM! You see there's something in the skin my grandma called "bump juice" that allows you to see into the future and create your own destiny. Apparently its also great for getting oil off the driveway but did Disney get that memo? No, I don't think so. So the next time you go around kissing frogs, just know that you're not gonna get the maximum high unless you completely rape them with your tongue.
Go Green
Jenna AKA Chonga Bonga
Playing On Your Speakerphone
12.04.2009
High Guys!
I was extremely pleased to open my email today to see that a live album is being released by none other than KYLIE MINOGUE!!! I was so lucky to see her at the Hollywood Bowl this year with Chi Chi. Oh my Goddess she was amazing, slicing and stabbing people for their money and Kylie was fucking PERFECTION! DUH. It is kinda fuzzy 'cause I was either too drunk or not drunk enough for the show. I do remember a sea of people dancing and making robotic movements, a couple of guys in jockstraps walking around and a purple buffalo in the bathroom. It was sooooo much fun! KYLIE, YOU ROCK.
Listen to the new the new studio mix of SPEAKERPHONE by Steve Anderson, its like cumming for your ear. Don't forget to check out Kylie.com
Here's a video flashback of your favorite putas performing LIKE A DRUG from Kylie's album X. I love X.
Go Green,
Jenna Mystique AKA Chonga Bonga
I was extremely pleased to open my email today to see that a live album is being released by none other than KYLIE MINOGUE!!! I was so lucky to see her at the Hollywood Bowl this year with Chi Chi. Oh my Goddess she was amazing, slicing and stabbing people for their money and Kylie was fucking PERFECTION! DUH. It is kinda fuzzy 'cause I was either too drunk or not drunk enough for the show. I do remember a sea of people dancing and making robotic movements, a couple of guys in jockstraps walking around and a purple buffalo in the bathroom. It was sooooo much fun! KYLIE, YOU ROCK.
Listen to the new the new studio mix of SPEAKERPHONE by Steve Anderson, its like cumming for your ear. Don't forget to check out Kylie.com
Here's a video flashback of your favorite putas performing LIKE A DRUG from Kylie's album X. I love X.
Go Green,
Jenna Mystique AKA Chonga Bonga
Attention EAGER Shoppers!!!
11.28.2009
High Guys,
I'm not sure if you feel the same but I wanted to tell you that I was having trouble sleeping on Thursday night (it was probably all four of the bottles of wine I had) so I decided to watch TV. I go down stairs and get comfy on the couch before I turn on the tube and the first thing I see is a man on the news saying "If you're watching this right now, WHY AREN'T YOU OUT SHOPPING?" Now, I'm not opposed to celebrating the holidays, quite the contrary, I enjoy them very much... but am I really supposed to get up at 2 AM, fighting the L-Tryptophan surging through my veins in order to buy my homegurl an external hard drive for $20? Is that hard drive worth braving the cold winter morning for? Is it worth trampling a 90 year old woman for? After this man scolded me for not buying my loved ones crap they don't want, or need or even asked for, he lets me know that I should be careful and calm when I shop because of the rising number of DEATHS BY TRAMPLING!!!!!!! Apparently every year the number of people who die from shopping on Black Friday rises. PEOPLE! I urge you not to shop for anyone this year, if anything... get Tia Cindy a pass to the gym, she really needs it. I can only speak for myself when I say that the only thing one should be buying at 4 AM is a pacifier and some orange juice.
Go Green,
Jenna
I'm not sure if you feel the same but I wanted to tell you that I was having trouble sleeping on Thursday night (it was probably all four of the bottles of wine I had) so I decided to watch TV. I go down stairs and get comfy on the couch before I turn on the tube and the first thing I see is a man on the news saying "If you're watching this right now, WHY AREN'T YOU OUT SHOPPING?" Now, I'm not opposed to celebrating the holidays, quite the contrary, I enjoy them very much... but am I really supposed to get up at 2 AM, fighting the L-Tryptophan surging through my veins in order to buy my homegurl an external hard drive for $20? Is that hard drive worth braving the cold winter morning for? Is it worth trampling a 90 year old woman for? After this man scolded me for not buying my loved ones crap they don't want, or need or even asked for, he lets me know that I should be careful and calm when I shop because of the rising number of DEATHS BY TRAMPLING!!!!!!! Apparently every year the number of people who die from shopping on Black Friday rises. PEOPLE! I urge you not to shop for anyone this year, if anything... get Tia Cindy a pass to the gym, she really needs it. I can only speak for myself when I say that the only thing one should be buying at 4 AM is a pacifier and some orange juice.
Go Green,
Jenna
HAPPY NEW YEAR
11.18.2009
High Blog-o-sphere,
The New Year is coming soon... where will you be? Drunk and in jail for a DUI? High and being raped by a large gorilla? or at home masturbating with your own tears like Morrissey? What if you had something to look forward to? Like a show or something! Something you could get high and drunk to without the DUI or RAPE. Something you could masturbate to without crying... perhaps your wishes will be granted soon, very soon...
Go Green,
Jenna Mystique
The New Year is coming soon... where will you be? Drunk and in jail for a DUI? High and being raped by a large gorilla? or at home masturbating with your own tears like Morrissey? What if you had something to look forward to? Like a show or something! Something you could get high and drunk to without the DUI or RAPE. Something you could masturbate to without crying... perhaps your wishes will be granted soon, very soon...
Go Green,
Jenna Mystique
It's Been A Tuff Day
11.17.2009
I know I do this every time I run out of weed. How do you cope with stress?
Go Green,
Jenna Mystique
Go Green,
Jenna Mystique
Funny AND Deadly
9.28.2009
Hey Guys,
We have a way better upload of THE BOOM BOOM ROOM @ funnyordie.com Don't forget to vote for your favorite dolls! We love you.
We have a way better upload of THE BOOM BOOM ROOM @ funnyordie.com Don't forget to vote for your favorite dolls! We love you.
The Boom Boom Room - watch more funny videos
The Boom Boom Room
9.21.2009
Here it is... and even a day early for all you who couldn't wait. Its our first time so please be gentle. A huge thanks to everyone that helped make this little project possible. The quality of the Flash file isn't all that but we'll have an actual download for you bitches tomorrow.
ENJOY
ENJOY
Twice As Busty
9.16.2009
High Guys!
I know, I know, two promo clips in one day??? YUP, count 'em not one but TWO. How can we produce at such a high volume? I smoked a lotta blunts, that's how ;)
ENJOY
Go Green,
Jenna
I know, I know, two promo clips in one day??? YUP, count 'em not one but TWO. How can we produce at such a high volume? I smoked a lotta blunts, that's how ;)
ENJOY
Go Green,
Jenna
All Busted Up
High Pot Heads,
We Boom Boom Dolls are so hard at work on our new show BUSTED but we wanted to bring you all some very special treats... No not shots silly. One is a working logo for BUSTED that has some nice nips ;) The other is a deleted sequence from our upcoming short film THE BOOM BOOM ROOM!! The actual full length clip premieres 9/22 right here on THE BOOM BOOM BLOG so check back and check often!!!
You likey??? GREAT!!! Now here's that special deleted sequence. ENJOY
Not to leave things on a sad note but... Awesome, my pet possum just died. There will never be another love in my life as long as I live. I wont get into detail about how he died just yet but I do have some video of it if you wanna see after I grieve. Here's a picture of him as a baby when my grandma brought him home. Much love to you in your next life, man.
Go Green,
Jenna
We Boom Boom Dolls are so hard at work on our new show BUSTED but we wanted to bring you all some very special treats... No not shots silly. One is a working logo for BUSTED that has some nice nips ;) The other is a deleted sequence from our upcoming short film THE BOOM BOOM ROOM!! The actual full length clip premieres 9/22 right here on THE BOOM BOOM BLOG so check back and check often!!!
You likey??? GREAT!!! Now here's that special deleted sequence. ENJOY
Not to leave things on a sad note but... Awesome, my pet possum just died. There will never be another love in my life as long as I live. I wont get into detail about how he died just yet but I do have some video of it if you wanna see after I grieve. Here's a picture of him as a baby when my grandma brought him home. Much love to you in your next life, man.
Go Green,
Jenna
Can't Find Time
9.10.2009
Holas putas, perras and all you jotos!!!! I love you!!! Sorry I haven't been able to find the time to do anything..... I keep looking and looking but it seems that Jenna took all the clocks out of the Dollhouse cuz apparently she's on a tripped out mission to stop time. I tried to let her know that's not the way to go about it, but who listens to me??? NOBODY! that's who. Well that ain't my fault. Not being able to know what time it is sucks. It must have been a bitch to make an appointment before watches were invented. They had to go off the sun, you know? I don't know about you but every time I stare up at the sun, my eyes burn and then I see spots, well more spots, cuz I already see stripes and stars. No not like the flag, like if someone just broke a vase over your head, and not just any vase, one with ashes that used to be a person who was alive. Of course they're dead! How can you turn to ashes and still be alive?? I'll save that question for Scarlet, she's miss "know it all","seen it all" and "done them all". Love her. What the hell!!!! Where did the time go? JENNA!!??!! See how am I supposed to know what time my kids get out of school?? Now I'm totally late all the time, or don't even show up cuz I'm too drunk or too lazy. They can walk home! And if they get lost... that's coo as long as my welfare check don't get lost too. Wow, would you look at the time cuz I can't. Time flies when someone throws a clock across the room. Well I better go and figure out what time it really is.......I got a vato coming over later, I hope he's cute, if not, oh well, I wont be able to see him anyways. Got to go stare at the sun and find out the time.
Later Bitches,
.:Kitty Morena LA Surena:.
Later Bitches,
.:Kitty Morena LA Surena:.
BUST, BABY, BUST
8.26.2009
High Stoners!
It's me, Jenna
I know its been a while but we've just been so hard at work on the show... well, that and Scarlet's (7th) 18th birthday! So we haven't had as much time to blog but we're coming back with a bang! We can FINALLY release a few details about the show. Firstly, the name of the show is...
BUSTED
That's right bitches!!! In this first installment The Boom Boom Dolls get BUSTED.
Once again four best friends: Asia Ho, Jenna Mystique, Scarlet Fever and Kitty Morena La Surena find themselves trapped in jail but this time things aren't quite what they seem. American CIA agent Kennith Karl King may not have all the evidence he needs now but he'll stop at nothing to prove just how sane he is. Only love and our four heroines can stop him before its too late. The only show in Los Angeles with an Asian, a redheaded stoner, a diva, live alligators, two actual 747s and a drunk/pregnant/chola/stripper! Packed with more extras than a tranny's g-string, The Boom Boom Doll's BUSTED is guaranteed to thrill you, chill you and get you kinda high ;) We highly suggest that you buy your tickets EARLY! Don't be the last one without what you need.
...and don't forget to stay tuned (even better to subscribe or follow) for behind the scenes footage, costume sketches, audio clips, rehearsal videos, stickers and more!!!
Go Green,
Jenna ;)
It's me, Jenna
I know its been a while but we've just been so hard at work on the show... well, that and Scarlet's (7th) 18th birthday! So we haven't had as much time to blog but we're coming back with a bang! We can FINALLY release a few details about the show. Firstly, the name of the show is...
BUSTED
That's right bitches!!! In this first installment The Boom Boom Dolls get BUSTED.
Once again four best friends: Asia Ho, Jenna Mystique, Scarlet Fever and Kitty Morena La Surena find themselves trapped in jail but this time things aren't quite what they seem. American CIA agent Kennith Karl King may not have all the evidence he needs now but he'll stop at nothing to prove just how sane he is. Only love and our four heroines can stop him before its too late. The only show in Los Angeles with an Asian, a redheaded stoner, a diva, live alligators, two actual 747s and a drunk/pregnant/chola/stripper! Packed with more extras than a tranny's g-string, The Boom Boom Doll's BUSTED is guaranteed to thrill you, chill you and get you kinda high ;) We highly suggest that you buy your tickets EARLY! Don't be the last one without what you need.
...and don't forget to stay tuned (even better to subscribe or follow) for behind the scenes footage, costume sketches, audio clips, rehearsal videos, stickers and more!!!
Go Green,
Jenna ;)
Go Homos!
8.10.2009
Hello Stoners! It's Jenna,
I have another history lesson for you all, its a video that we did with members of the GAY MAFIA called "Sexual Homo". The song is by LISP (Kurt Hall) and its hilarious. The video was shot by director Chris Ghel, over two days in the blistering, Los Angeles summer heat. We had such an amazing time on set and we're extremely grateful for all the wonderful kindness that exuded from the cast and crew. Go visit the GAY MAFIA WEBSITE and check out their reels, we know you'll enjoy them. But first...
Check out THESE whores!
Go Green,
Jenna
I have another history lesson for you all, its a video that we did with members of the GAY MAFIA called "Sexual Homo". The song is by LISP (Kurt Hall) and its hilarious. The video was shot by director Chris Ghel, over two days in the blistering, Los Angeles summer heat. We had such an amazing time on set and we're extremely grateful for all the wonderful kindness that exuded from the cast and crew. Go visit the GAY MAFIA WEBSITE and check out their reels, we know you'll enjoy them. But first...
Check out THESE whores!
Go Green,
Jenna
Jenna, I'm Sorry... Really Sorry...
8.07.2009
Well first let me explain what happen. Okay so I had my kids over visiting this weekend, cuz they live with my mom, due to the surpreme court ruling out I'm an unfit mother, which works out fine with me cuz I don't need all these little brats stressing me out. I don't know! supposedly I'm an immediate danger to anyone I come in contact with.... whatever! Besides it's better for me, so I don't gotta hear cops talking shit to me cuz they said I would leave my kids home alone when I'd go out partying for weeks at a time. HOW STUPID!!!! They ain't even alone, there's 12 or 13something of them together, and just cuz I'm an adult, doesn't mean I'm even responsible..... I'm usually stoned or drunk when they're around. I figure, that's the way i was during the conception, pregnancy and birth, why change now!?! Anyways Pues, so the lil shits have been learning bout being drug free at school, Damn teachers brainwashing my bastards!! So they hung this sign on the front gate.......
When Jenna came home from missing for 3 weeks, she walked up and saw the sign. Thinking that we had been kidnapped and brainwashed by drug-free teachers, she started screaming only to turn around and run for her life, so except for seeing that happen from my window, I now haven't seen Jenna in 5 weeks.....Please come home gurl! It was just a misunderstanding.... Of course we're not drugless, even my probation officer has no say in what laws I wanna break. You know we'd go looking for you, but where to even start. What alleys to look in, what drug dealers to sought after, Rehab?? Never Jenna's not a quiter. Besides I can't go anywhere, I'm on house arrest, Scarlet's filming her dating reality show "Fever of Love", and Asia chained herself to a pack of endangered wolves in protest, pretty soon they'll be exstincted, she'll get hungry. So just come home soon, Jenna!!!
Love,
.:Kitty Morena LA Surena:.
When Jenna came home from missing for 3 weeks, she walked up and saw the sign. Thinking that we had been kidnapped and brainwashed by drug-free teachers, she started screaming only to turn around and run for her life, so except for seeing that happen from my window, I now haven't seen Jenna in 5 weeks.....Please come home gurl! It was just a misunderstanding.... Of course we're not drugless, even my probation officer has no say in what laws I wanna break. You know we'd go looking for you, but where to even start. What alleys to look in, what drug dealers to sought after, Rehab?? Never Jenna's not a quiter. Besides I can't go anywhere, I'm on house arrest, Scarlet's filming her dating reality show "Fever of Love", and Asia chained herself to a pack of endangered wolves in protest, pretty soon they'll be exstincted, she'll get hungry. So just come home soon, Jenna!!!
Love,
.:Kitty Morena LA Surena:.
Walk Bitch, Walk!!!
Hello Pervs!, it's Jenna
Put your junk down and listen up. We said we'd have the AIDS WALK info ready for you in two weeks but we're bringing it to you a week early!!! It's so easy to get on our team just join, log on, register now and give your obligated $500 donation. Thank you so much for making our team super rich with love and money and don't forget the date is October 18th.
Come meet your favorite doll, have a chat and take a free picture with her. She might even ask you for a ride back to her car because doin this shit in heels ain't funny. Remember, register, donate and
WALK BITCH, WALK!!!
Put your junk down and listen up. We said we'd have the AIDS WALK info ready for you in two weeks but we're bringing it to you a week early!!! It's so easy to get on our team just join, log on, register now and give your obligated $500 donation. Thank you so much for making our team super rich with love and money and don't forget the date is October 18th.
Come meet your favorite doll, have a chat and take a free picture with her. She might even ask you for a ride back to her car because doin this shit in heels ain't funny. Remember, register, donate and
WALK BITCH, WALK!!!
Home Movies
8.06.2009
Hello Innernet,
We told you We'd bring you some old school Boom Boom moments so here it is! The first of many. Asia+Selena+Baby+Amazing Hair
Go Green
Jenna
We told you We'd bring you some old school Boom Boom moments so here it is! The first of many. Asia+Selena+Baby+Amazing Hair
Go Green
Jenna
Strangers Are Awesome
I LOVE JERRY BLANK!!!
I also really love religious iconography.
I was just chillin here, rollin a blunt, lookin for porn when who do I see staring back at me?
JERRY BLANK AS THE VIRGIN MARY
If you have good taste, which I know you do because you're reading this blog, you know all about my homegurl Jerry. She has been one of the coolest people to hit TV in a LONG time.
Its the work of an artist, a well rounded artist, I happened to stumble upon named Terry Marks. She has some really cool stuff on her website you should all check out. Anyone who produced this as work is amaaaaaahhhhhzing in my book.
go green,
Jenna
I also really love religious iconography.
I was just chillin here, rollin a blunt, lookin for porn when who do I see staring back at me?
JERRY BLANK AS THE VIRGIN MARY
If you have good taste, which I know you do because you're reading this blog, you know all about my homegurl Jerry. She has been one of the coolest people to hit TV in a LONG time.
Its the work of an artist, a well rounded artist, I happened to stumble upon named Terry Marks. She has some really cool stuff on her website you should all check out. Anyone who produced this as work is amaaaaaahhhhhzing in my book.
go green,
Jenna
Happy 420
8.05.2009
Hey guys, It's Jenna,
Happy 420 to all my smokers out there! I just got a new bong and I want you to check it out...
Whaddaya think, too much? I love how it has so many beautiful twists and turns. It reminds me of this dream I once had where I'm talking to the Dalai Lama and he's telling me all about what its like to live in exile and how it feels to be called Yishin Norbu and if his mom ever called him that. He's so funny when he explains horrifically oppressive experiences. Then he looks over to a pile of pictures and telekinetically shuffles them and asks me to pick one. I do and a phoenix rises out of the ceiling and reaches for my card with it's tail, it bursts into flames and turns into a neon purple lotus! His Holiness explains to me that its an extremely good sign because neon purple is his favorite color and the lotus symbolizes strength and power. That's when I knew it was a dream and I wasn't astral projecting because everyone knows there is no such thing as a neon purple lotus. Here's to less greenbacks and more green sacks.
Listen to his laugh, it's just so damn cute
Happy 420 to all my smokers out there! I just got a new bong and I want you to check it out...
Whaddaya think, too much? I love how it has so many beautiful twists and turns. It reminds me of this dream I once had where I'm talking to the Dalai Lama and he's telling me all about what its like to live in exile and how it feels to be called Yishin Norbu and if his mom ever called him that. He's so funny when he explains horrifically oppressive experiences. Then he looks over to a pile of pictures and telekinetically shuffles them and asks me to pick one. I do and a phoenix rises out of the ceiling and reaches for my card with it's tail, it bursts into flames and turns into a neon purple lotus! His Holiness explains to me that its an extremely good sign because neon purple is his favorite color and the lotus symbolizes strength and power. That's when I knew it was a dream and I wasn't astral projecting because everyone knows there is no such thing as a neon purple lotus. Here's to less greenbacks and more green sacks.
Listen to his laugh, it's just so damn cute
I'm The Green Fairy
Hey guys, it's Jenna,
Do you remember your first job? I was just thinkin' about mine.
I started working in the Ol' Absinthe House when I was about 10 or so, picking up glasses and bringing them to my mother the bartender. I remember finding a glass in the hands of a man who was killed by a prostitute he had pissed off. It glowed an emerald green and whispered my name in that scary movie kinda way. Oh, people always died strangely in NOLA, we just got used to it I guess. My mom told me never to drink it so of course I didn't waste any time before I drank it. Have you ever had Absinthe before? Its very hard to get REAL Absinthe here in the states if you don't know the right people. Needless to say, my mother knew what was up when she caught me running around naked, screaming "I'm the green fairy." She was so furious that to teach me a lesson she sat me down on a bar stool and made me drink an entire bottle to myself... I love my mom.
Do you remember your first job? I was just thinkin' about mine.
I started working in the Ol' Absinthe House when I was about 10 or so, picking up glasses and bringing them to my mother the bartender. I remember finding a glass in the hands of a man who was killed by a prostitute he had pissed off. It glowed an emerald green and whispered my name in that scary movie kinda way. Oh, people always died strangely in NOLA, we just got used to it I guess. My mom told me never to drink it so of course I didn't waste any time before I drank it. Have you ever had Absinthe before? Its very hard to get REAL Absinthe here in the states if you don't know the right people. Needless to say, my mother knew what was up when she caught me running around naked, screaming "I'm the green fairy." She was so furious that to teach me a lesson she sat me down on a bar stool and made me drink an entire bottle to myself... I love my mom.
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