What happens when a drunk/feisty/chola and a free-spirited/hippie/stoner chick are friends??? You get a lot of action-packed, fudge-packed, prison-sentencing, dead hooker discovering, girls-gone-wild of a time. ChiChi Pussyculo and Chonga Bonga pack a punch and a gun, so don't fuck with them. Kick it and see what develops (on your genitals).
High Blog-o-sphere, The New Year is coming soon... where will you be? Drunk and in jail for a DUI? High and being raped by a large gorilla? or at home masturbating with your own tears like Morrissey? What if you had something to look forward to? Like a show or something! Something you could get high and drunk to without the DUI or RAPE. Something you could masturbate to without crying... perhaps your wishes will be granted soon, very soon...
I know its been a while but we've just been so hard at work on the show... well, that and Scarlet's (7th) 18th birthday! So we haven't had as much time to blog but we're coming back with a bang! We can FINALLY release a few details about the show. Firstly, the name of the show is...
BUSTED
That's right bitches!!! In this first installment The Boom Boom Dolls get BUSTED.
Once again four best friends: Asia Ho, Jenna Mystique, Scarlet Fever and Kitty Morena La Surena find themselves trapped in jail but this time things aren't quite what they seem. American CIA agent Kennith Karl King may not have all the evidence he needs now but he'll stop at nothing to prove just how sane he is. Only love and our four heroines can stop him before its too late. The only show in Los Angeles with an Asian, a redheaded stoner, a diva, live alligators, two actual 747s and a drunk/pregnant/chola/stripper! Packed with more extras than a tranny's g-string, The Boom Boom Doll's BUSTED is guaranteed to thrill you, chill you and get you kinda high ;) We highly suggest that you buy your tickets EARLY! Don't be the last one without what you need.
...and don't forget to stay tuned (even better to subscribe or follow) for behind the scenes footage, costume sketches, audio clips, rehearsal videos, stickers and more!!!
Dear Outerinnernetsphere, Welcome to the Boom Boom Blog, man!!!!!
It's me Jenna Mystique
and we here at the dollhouse are so happy to have you... especially Scarlet, she'll have ALL of you shortly. We're also really amped to tell you all about our upcoming projects and let me tell you, it's not because of the Aderall! There are a few things we've been working on but we're most excited about... OUR FIRST EVER FULL LENGTH SHOW!!!!
Yes boys, girls and all those inbetweens. You heard right, we've spent the last couple of weeks preparing, planning, drinking, starving, writing, riding and brainstorming just to bring you the best show we possibly can. We're almost done and we'll be bringing you the details as soon as they're ready so sit back, roll a joint and prepare yourself for as much Boom Boom action as you can possibly handle.
Secondly, THIS BLOG!!!! Yes, this is our first official blog post and there'll be many more to come, all four of us will be posting on and off throughout the coming weeks. Now, we realize that not all of you have been lucky enough to get to know the BBD "in depth" (insert Scarlet comment here) so we're bringing you exclusive videos, pics, classic performances and behind the scenes footage from our animantium/chola/bullet/psychic/jigsaw/STD/republican-proof vault.
Thirdly! Our official BOOM BOOM DOLLS AIDS WALK TEAM!!!!! It's almost that time of year again when our probation officer forcefully volunteers us to walk in the LOS ANGELES AIDS WALK. It's a very good cause and there are tons of people there to meet, drink and smoke with. It's so much fun, last year we walked the entire trek in heels!!! HIGH HEELS!!! VERY, VERY HIGH HEELS.... I'll never forget that day, the blisters are still on my feet. The walk is October 18th and we'll have links to our page, where you can sign up or donate, up and running in two weeks. We're trying to raise over $10,000 for this most worthy cause that greatly effects all of our communities. Recently the Governator of California used his line-item veto power to cut an extra $52 million from California's state AIDS budget even though $30 million had already been cut to "help" with the deficit. That's a total of $82 MILLION and this includes the COMPLETE ELIMINATION of state funding for HIV prevention and testing. California has the 2nd highest rate for HIV infection in the nation and 73% of those are gay or bisexual men. We all need to try our best to make AIDS history.
And now we leave you with a classic performance to enjoy