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What happens when a drunk/feisty/chola and a free-spirited/hippie/stoner chick are friends??? You get a lot of action-packed, fudge-packed, prison-sentencing, dead hooker discovering, girls-gone-wild of a time.
ChiChi Pussyculo and Chonga Bonga pack a punch and a gun, so don't fuck with them.
Kick it and see what develops (on your genitals).
Showing posts with label Smoking Chronic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Smoking Chronic. Show all posts

BarsByronandBallsyBitches

8.26.2010
High Stoners!


Can we just say that Portland is fucking amazing! we have been having the time of our lives performing here. Our last performance at Mississippi Studio's new bar, BarBar for the opening of The Original Queer Night was a huge success. We performed our new single SMOKING CHRONIC and GALANG by M.I.A. it was our first time doing GALANG and everyone was high off the vibe. Check out the slideshow at the bottom. We'll be posting videos of the entire set very soon so stay close! Because of our recent performances around Portland, our new homie and blogger Byron Beck has written a very kind post about the event over on ByronBeck.com. Check it out and subscribe!

Now, if you haven't caught us here in Portland look out for PEEP SHOW on Sept. 7th hosted by the beautiful Artemis Chase, featuring Pandora Boxx. The next day we'll be performing and judging at MISS THING: The Disco Ball Sept. 8th! Keep up to date on the latest ChiChi and Chonga news and events by subscribing over on your right.

Stay Brown!




XXXO,
    ChiChi and Chonga

Here I go, here I go, here I go again!!!

8.16.2010
High Stoner Booties!

Do I have an update for you, first off, MISS THANG, I LOVE THE 90's was a huge success and WE WON!!!! We had such an amazing time with all the performers, judges and the wonderful, drunk crowd. You guys are all fucking awesome and we love you as much as a freshly rolled blunt. Mmmmm, blunt. This means you can catch us at MISS THANG in September, performing and judging the competition (don't look at us like that, we know you judge too). The competition is hosted by the legendary HEKLINA of TRANNYSHACK so you know its awesomely great. This also means that ChiChi and Chonga are going to be competing for the title of MISS THANG at the end of the year. Hold on to your bud cause these bitches are blazin'.

      Next in the way of performances, this Sunday Aug. 22nd ChiChi and Chonga will be at "FIND PORTLAND'S MARY" as special guest performers along with other wickedly awesome acts. This event is to help promote the opening of Hamburger Mary's Portland. Its being held at DARCELLE XV SHOWPLACE and its hosted by the hilarious POISON WATERS. Check out the flyer and come dressed as Mary for wonderful prizes.

















Alright, we need to let you know about the next PEEP SHOW in September with special guest PANDORA BOXX!!! Pandora is as funny as they come and we're so excited to get to perform in the same show as her. As you know PEEP SHOW is hosted by the groovy ARTEMIS CHASE and its the 1st Tuesday of every month, this show just gets better and better. PEEP SHOW is held at THE RED CAP GARAGE on SW Stark St.




















NO, NO, NO, We're not stopping just yet, there is great news this month for all our Los Angeles fans... The premiere of our short film WELFARE AIDS! The short will be showing at the TRANS/GIVING FILM FESTIVAL in L.A. on August 28th at 7:30 P.M. All the films from the festival screen at The Renberg Theatre and tickets are sold at the door. Please come make this event the huge success it should be! Our apologies for not being able to attend, we were originally scheduled to perform before our move to Portland but we promise to come back and play Los Angeles during our West Coast Tour... more on that later.














Our listing is on the lower right hand side of the flyer @ 7:30 P.M. AHUGETHANKYOU to Giorgio Bertuccelli and Kalil Cohen for helping us make this a reality.  We really could not have done this without the two of you.  ;) Also next moth, the two of us will be performing at the opening of CANDY SHOP, a Hip-Hop odyssey hosted by the kick-ass, ghetto fabulous, MISS THANG FEBRUARY, Ecstasy Inferno. Keep an eye out and tell all your friends to remember the date, SEPTEMBER 18th.













Alright, the time we've all been waiting for... the debut performance of our first single SMOKING CHRONIC!!!!!!! We just got the video from Artemis and its smokin' hot, hot, hot. Don't forget to check us out this Sunday at Darcelle's @7 P.M. We'll be back with another post about the show... stay high.





xoxo
ChiChi and Chonga

Portland Debut

7.28.2010
High Stoners!!!


Man, are we super sad today!!! Some terrible person left a can of Aquanet hairspray onstage when Pandora Boxx was performing and she's been injured and won't be able to attend this month's Peepshow at The Red Cap. In better news, this means ChiChi and Chonga are going to be featured this month! Check it out




































Cool eh? Thanks to the wonderful Artemis Chase, ChiChi and Chonga will be featured and will be performing the new single SMOKING CHRONIC!! Grab your blunts, bongs and bud because this is gonna be bomb. Check out Red Cap on Facebook.

CREEP SHOW PEEP SHOW

7.10.2010
High Stoners,

ChiChi and Chonga are back in action! We're all moved in to our new apartment and its crazy awesome here. The people are really nice and the beer here is like nectar of the gods... if there were gods. Anyway we're super excited to tell you that we'll be performing on August 3rd at PEEP SHOW hosted by Artemis Chase, PEEP SHOW is held at The Red Cap Garage in Portland. Not only will this be our first Portland performance but it's also the first live performance of our new single SMOKING CHRONIC!! So bring your blunts, bud and bongs because we're gonna leave the house blazin'! A huge shout out to the wonderfully sweet and talented Artemis Chase for this amazing opportunity. We were lucky enough to catch PEEP SHOW this last Tuesday and let us tell you... you're in for a treat.

Go Green,
      Chonga Bonga


New, Brand Fucking New

6.23.2010
High Stoners!!!

What's crackin' crack babies??? I know, I know, I know we haven't been here posting in a while but we've been so extremely busy. We had to have some re-shoots of our short film, we recorded new vocals for our single, we've shot visuals for our live show and we had a going away party. Whew, I'm tired just talking about it. As you know the two of us are moving to Portland on July 1st and we're over the moon about it. This is going to be a huge change and we're very sorry to everyone who wanted to see us perform this summer. This move is going to allow us to have much more freedom in the frequency of our videos while providing us with an amazing job opportunity. We just want to send everyone a huge thank you for the wicked support all of you have sent us. Thank you for the emails and the wonderful words of kindness. We'll be in touch very soon with more stills from our short film and an exclusive sneak peek at the visuals for our new single SMOKING CHRONIC. Take a look at a still from the new short film WELFARE AIDS.


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Welfare Aids

5.11.2010
High Stoners!!!


Have we got some great news for you! ChiChi and Chonga have been hard at work on TONS of new material for your enjoyment. As you know the last live show at The Comedy Store was a huge success and we have pictures in a slideshow on the post below. Don't start crying if you missed the last show because you can catch ChiChi and Chonga at the Trans-Unity Pride After Party on June 4th @ 12AM, yup I said AM, you know how we party, we like to party. Not only will this show be amazingly hilarious but we hear there is a special surprise in the works so be there or be square. Also, ChiChi and Chonga have just wrapped filming on their first short film Welfare Aids. The short will premiere at the Trans/Giving Film Festival on August 28th BUT we will be bringing you a super secret sneak peak next month! How's that for exclusive? That's not all, next month we will also be bringing you another sneak peak at the new single SMOKING CHRONIC including album artwork and video stills!!!!!!!!!! Its almost too much to handle... almost. Stay tuned for more updates everyday! And now... we bring you just a tiny peak at Welfare Aids enjoy!



Stood Up

5.07.2010
High Stoners!

We just wanted to say a HUGE THANK YOU to everyone who came out to see us perform @ The Comedy Store! The night was a huge success and we made lots of new friends. We've also just completed our first short film!!! I know, it's crazy huh? More details in the coming days, including stills from the shoot and photos from the live show. There's just so much going on I don't know if we're going to remember to feed ChiChi's kids. Watch out for more live performances in the coming months, including the unveiling of our first single release and the epic music video for SMOKING CHRONIC!!!

THC TUESDAY

3.16.2010
High Stoners!!!

Its THC TUESDAY and we are pleased to bring you the first episode of our groovy new series called LIFE LESSONS. As you know ChiChi and I are required to fulfill 8,000 hours of community service and we've decided to do it by discussing where we went wrong in life so that you don't have to go down that road... or down on that officer. Also, we've recorded multiple episodes so that we can bring you a new show EVERY TUESDAY! Yup, that's a brand-spanking-new-motha-fuckin episode EVERY TUESDAY. They won't just be LIFE LESSONS either, we have lots of things planned for the coming months including: LIFE LESSONS, INSIDE CHONGA, CONFESSIONS OF A CHOLA, LIVE SHOWS and the music video for our new song SMOKING CHRONIC. No, we haven't been tweaking! We're just super focused okay??? So enjoy your first lesson in life!





Go Green,
Chonga Bonga

SMOKING CHRONIC DEMO CLIP

3.13.2010
Hi internet perverts!!! Its me Chonga Bonga,

We are so wicked happy to present you with a sneak peak at our demo! Its called SMOKING CHRONIC and its going to be in our new live show. its being produced as we speak, or as I type, or as you read this.. or on another plane of reality. Anyway, we'll be recording the music video very soon and we hope it makes you shit yourself.

J.J. Fad -WE LOVE YOU




Go Green,
Lil' Miss Bongwater