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Hola Putos,

It's me again, everyone's favorite ChiChi, HEY!! Okay so there have been so many many things going on with me and Chonga. So PEEP SHOW was a fucking blast, we had so much fun and the place was packed like a fat bowl of kush!!! Pandora Boxx is so cool in person, one of the nicest bitches I've met, well next to Artemis Chase, The Hostess with The Mostess. The Following night was Miss Thing: Disco Ball, where we were guest judges (Nobody Judge Nobody!!), Big Up to all the performers and the winner, Little Tommy Bang Bang, who channeled Richard Simons and the Village People. FUN!! Nico Bella's Saturday Night Fever performance was sooooo ........ Sexual. In the wise words of Jerry Blank, "I'm as moist as a snack cake down there". Okay so, oh my got, we had such an awesome rehearsal with Magic Mouth for the set we'll be doing for the NOT ENOUGH QUEER MUSIC FESTIVAL. I love Queers!!! You have to come see us.... "Put Your MAGIC MOUTH on my CHICHI AND CHONGA" ..... I love our band title! Okay, who wants some Ecstacy? Come to the grand opening of CANDY SHOP, Ecstacy Inferno's night of sweetness, where we will be doing a on stage three-way!! Who wants so see ChiChi and Chonga put some Ecstacy in their mouths?!?!



OH OH, I wanted to let everyone know that we just got added to the PORTLAND SUMMER SHOWCASE line up. So we'll be doing a set at the music festival. I'm so excited and grateful to be put in it, I love it when they put it in!! Us!


Okay so horny kidos, Make sure to stay tuned for more to come. We'll be bring you more information on the GRAND OPENING of Mary's Legs, That's HAMBURGER MARY'S PORTLAND!!! YAY We will be bringing you an awesome show, so make sure you friend Mary on Facebook!! Tell her ChiChi and Chonga sent you!! Stay Tuned.

XXXO,
      ChiChi and Chonga

Booked To The Nines

High Pervs!!!!


It's that time again, we have performances up the wahzoo coming up and we know that you all wanna go. We are so happy to be here in Portland with so many creative people around. We're gonna have a shit ton of chances for you to catch us in person all over town. First off there's PEEP SHOW with special guest Pandora Boxx on September 7th followed by MISS THING: THE DISCO BALL with Heklina of Trannyshack on September 8th. You can get $5 tickets for Miss Thing HERE. After a short little break we will do more back to back performing at the opening of CANDY SHOP hosted by the amazing Ecstacy Inferno on September 18th followed by a performance at NOT ENOUGH: A QUEER MUSIC FESTIVAL on September 19th! The show at NOT ENOUGH is going to be off the chain as we will be performing several songs with our new friends Magic Mouth. This is the first time we've ever performed with a live band... does this make us rock stars? I hope so! After these four shows we will also be at PSU for their yearly drag show on September 24th. Moving on to the next month, we have already confirmed two shows for October. We will headline over at CAFETERIA with DJ Lunchlady held at Vendetta on October 28th. Then we will have the most kick ass show you'll see all year when we perform at HOLOCENE on October 30th!!! This one is gonna blow your fucking mind when we hit the stage with DJ Freaky Outy for a one off performance of a classic like you've never seen or heard before.

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fiya! We don't need no water, LET THE MOTHA FUCKA BURN!

We better see all you stoners dancing at these amazing shows. Much love.


ChiChi and Chonga

Give 'Em All You Got!

High Stoners!

We are extremely proud to announce that today our short film WELFARE AIDS is premiering at the T/G Film Festival presented by Trans Giving at 7:30 PM. This is going to be an amazing show with entries from Calpernia Addams, Andrea James, Wu Tsang, Shawna Virago and many, many more! Come on out and help make this festival the event it SHOULD be. Big ups to all our T/G homies out there!

Now, we are also extremely proud to post this clip of ChiChi and Chonga performing SHOOP by Salt-N-Pepa at MISS THING: I LOVE THE 90's. Thank you to everyone who came out and cheered for us, we had such a wicked time. We love you!!




Stay High!

XXXO,
   ChiChi and Chonga

BarsByronandBallsyBitches

High Stoners!


Can we just say that Portland is fucking amazing! we have been having the time of our lives performing here. Our last performance at Mississippi Studio's new bar, BarBar for the opening of The Original Queer Night was a huge success. We performed our new single SMOKING CHRONIC and GALANG by M.I.A. it was our first time doing GALANG and everyone was high off the vibe. Check out the slideshow at the bottom. We'll be posting videos of the entire set very soon so stay close! Because of our recent performances around Portland, our new homie and blogger Byron Beck has written a very kind post about the event over on ByronBeck.com. Check it out and subscribe!

Now, if you haven't caught us here in Portland look out for PEEP SHOW on Sept. 7th hosted by the beautiful Artemis Chase, featuring Pandora Boxx. The next day we'll be performing and judging at MISS THING: The Disco Ball Sept. 8th! Keep up to date on the latest ChiChi and Chonga news and events by subscribing over on your right.

Stay Brown!




XXXO,
    ChiChi and Chonga

M-I-SS-I-SS-I-PP-I

Hi Homosexiness!!!


Last night's Contest to find Portland's Mary was fantastic and we had a wickedly awesome time performing for the wonderful crowd. A big shout out to Darcelle XV Showplace and Poison Waters for having us! Pics and video soon to come.

Today is actually the soft opening of The Original Queer Night at Mississippi Studio's new bar, BARBAR - with DJ HUFNSTUF and DJ LUNCHLADY. Which one do you think has the better soft opening? The doors open at 9 PM, the show begins at 11 PM and its free! Get there early for $5 Golden Knee Pads and $1.50 PBR! Bring quarters too because ChiChi's catchin' em with her thigh muscles ALL NIGHT LONG!!!

Don't Forget about our upcoming events! For instance, PEEP SHOW on Sept. 7th with special guest PANDORA BOXX. Also, MISS THING: THE DISCO BALL on Sept. 8th where we'll be performing and judging the competition with the hostess with the most tits, Heklina. Oh and we'll be be back for the MISS THING PAGENT on Nov. 19th so stay tuned. Let's not neglect to mention CANDY SHOP on Sept. 18th hosted by the delicious ECSTACY INFERNO, where we'll be doing a wickedly, sinfully-sweet performance with a special treat for everyone but you'll have to come to see what tasty morsels we have in store. Check us out at the opening of HAMBURGER MARY'S PORTLAND, and we might just put on a little show for you...


Stay Brown!


ChiChi and Chonga, spice in the white rice...

Peep This

High Stupidassobiches,


Ok, oh  my god I have like so many things to catch you up on. (ChiChi Takes A Deep Breath).


Okay, so you know how we performed "Escape From East L.A." on Aug. 3rd @ PEEP SHOW hosted by Artemis Chase, it's at The Red Cap Garage, in Portland. Anyways, so now there's this video going around of Chonga and I... you got to see it, or else...


That shit was so fun! Umm, where was I? Okay so you got to subscribe and stay posted for the live performance of our up and coming single, "Smoking Chronic". The video should be up real soon, so stay close!


Whatelse? Oh yeah, duhm!



We also performed at Saturnalia, hosted by Saturn. It's a competition and I'm pleaseded to say that I, ChiChi Pussyculo, am the winner of Saturnalia Aug 9th 2010. Thank you culos.  The video of my performance to "Hip Hop Change" by Crookers Featuring Rye Rye, will be posted up very soon. Don't go nowhere putos! It was so much fun and we met like really cool people. Here's these damn pictures of us...





























OH and don't let me forget to tell you about Miss Thang, also with Artemis Chase and Heklina. It's a competition to fight to the death and see who comes out the sole winner of Miss Thang I Love The 90's!!! AHHHHHHH!!! Pues! Chonga and I are going to kick it Old Skool like Salt N Pepa!! Stay turned for the release of that performance and to find out who is crowned Miss Thang I Love The 90's!!!!!