All these Fucking lil Welfare Case Kids!!! AHHHHHHHH!!

Fucking Hola Putas,
A shot out to all the Mamas out there!!! It's hard being the mom of many lil bastards, you see I never got married, so all eleventeen of my kids are bastards! I never got that far into the relationship I had with any of their fathers. Yes FatherS! None of my kids have the same dad, they all end up getting locked up as soon as I get Knocked up. And I always know when I get pregnanunt cuz to tell you the truth I always end up getting "The Curse", no not my period, The fucking thing growing inside me. Period, yeah right, I've only ever had one and that was recent too. I was at the gym, in the showers, lathering up with all the other girls, soaping eachother, washing eachothers hair, you know! Girly Time. All of a sudden I started bleeding, I never knew about that cuz I got pregnanunt in 7th grade and never made it to sex ed! Well I thought I was dying and the girls they started laughing at me and throwing tampons, yelling "Plug it up! Plug It UP!" Since they were making fun of me bleeding, I had to level the playing field! I ended up getting arrested and Charged with 19 counts of attempted murder, but I fucked the judge and he lowered it to some minor traffic violations. God was on my side, well I was on my back. Anyways I need a fucking break cuz all they do is eat, sleep and shit! Not to mention the never-ending crying and bugging. Mommy I'm hungry, I'm shit on, brother cut my hand off again!! It's like "STOP killing my high you little fuckers! UH! I'd go drop them off at my moms pad and run away, but she ain't even home. She's gone to visit her man in prison. I should just leave them on the porch with some bread and balongna, till she gets back. I'm right, I don't got to deal with this shit. Thank you Bloggers for helping me figure out what to do about my headach! Drop them off and get a 40oz! Thanks.
~Kitty Morena "ChiChi Pussyculo"

P.S. Here's a classic video where I talk about all my damn lil brats...

Remebering The Past

Hola Lil Putatitos!
It's Me Kitty Morena AKA ChiChi Pussyculo! Do you ever sit around and try your best to remeber the past. I know you smoke alot of weed and do a whole shit load of drugs, but have you ever desperately tried to tap into your shrivelled up, burnt out, dry sponge of a brain. Well I do. I remeber being a young tender whore and all the guys trying hit this up. I remember being 5 and high-jacking my first bus filled with passangers! Not being able to reach the petals and hold the shot gun by myself. Luckily Chonga and I go back like babies and diapers, we go to the future like old ladies and diapers too. Anywho, so Chonga grabbed the shot gun and put a stop to all that screaming in fear coming from the people on the bus! It's to had to drive a speeding bus with a bomb on it and if the speed drops below 50 KABOOM!!! SO we're trying to rob these people and not blow up. I also remember being that age and catching my first burglary, breaking and entering, theft and attempted murder charges. It's it so funny when you look into the past and are able to actually tap into those memories. Our memories are just snippets of the past mixed with our present perception. So our memories are basically atlered accounts of our past to help shape our future, but they aren't even real, only as really as you can remember and image. The past has been super awesome, but the future is what has me on edge. What will happen? Stay tuned to find out!!! Here a peak at the past......
Lil ChiChi Pussyculo


Lil Chonga Bonga


Lil ChiChi and Lil Chonga


~Love,
ChiChi Pussyculo

P.S. Here's another blast from the past..... ChiChi Pussyculo's "Lover Girl" by Tina Marie. Enjoy!

Can You Hear Me Now?

The 12 Days of New Years

High Everybody,
chichiandchonga.blogspot.com are so excited to bring you the debut of our BRANDMOTHAFUCKINSPANKIN new show called "THC" (Two High Cholas). We'll be releasing new episodes as fast as we can make them, so sit back and relax your feet cause you'll be running to the bathroom REAL SOON...





-Jenna Mystique AKA Chonga Bonga

She Didn't Kiss Frogs

High Guys,
I just got back from watching the brand new PRINCESS AND THE FROG! It was so magical, whimsical and wrong. NO! I am not saying that there's anything wrong with having a black princess. I think we should have had one a long time ago, who looked like young Pam Grier but I digress. I was shocked and appalled at how Disney butchered the story completely. I am from New Orleans and I can tell you that you're not supposed to kiss frogs, you're supposed to LICK THEM! You see there's something in the skin my grandma called "bump juice" that allows you to see into the future and create your own destiny. Apparently its also great for getting oil off the driveway but did Disney get that memo? No, I don't think so. So the next time you go around kissing frogs, just know that you're not gonna get the maximum high unless you completely rape them with your tongue.





Go Green
Jenna AKA Chonga Bonga

The Bitch That Stole Christmas!!!

Hola Xmas Putas!!! It's me Kitty Morena AkA ChiChi Pussyculo, and I'm here to bring you an early Xmas gift...... No! I didn't buy it!!! I stole it!! Here's an ancient Xmas story stolen and misread by my ass!! You have to wait til after Xmas to get your other presents cuz I got to break into rich white people houses and take the shit they got, cuz that shit aint fair!!! Just cuz they got money they can have nice things, fuck that shit!!!






It's X-mas I'm gonna break into your house, steal your gifts, eat ur food and shit under the tree! Merry Fucking X-mas u greedy, present insisting, ungrateful, selfish, inconsiderate bastards!!! Enjoying ur Holiday, spending all ur money!! Fuck that shit!!! I'm poor and know the truth! I give love all year long and no...w u want more! Fuck your Mom!!!
A Lil Merry Fucking Christmas from Kitty "ChiChi Pussyculo" Morena!!!!!
I have one of these for everyone on my x-mas list, are you on it??? Let me Know if you deserve one of these!!!!


Merry Fucking X~Mas,
.:Kitty Morena LA Holiday Surena:. ChiChi Pussyculo


Cum Tuck your TREASURE under my Tree!!!

Hola from the Putaist of the Putas

Hola booties! It's me, .:Kitty Morena LA Surena:. AKA ChiChi Pussyculo. I recently was informed that the world was going to be ending soon... What the fuck!!??! Why didn't anyone tell me! Luckily this real nice pervert told me I was on his list of things to do before the world ends. He was so nice at first, but became really uncomfortable when I had my razor against his neck. Some People don't know how to take a joke, Cheeze! Okay so at first I didn't believe him, so I went to the only person I know who's as close to Nostrodamas as .... I know. So I went to see my Tia Chiona, see claims to see the future. Of course we didn't believe her at first but when her predictions started comming true, I quickly thought "Fuck that shit, I need this bitch on my side". It's like she would be in a crazy stupper brought on by the amount of alcohol she can pound in under a minute. She would reveal things like; one time she was like "showers are comming I could feel it", Then she pissd herself and the next day it rained! Then this one time she said, "the stars light our way" then she shaved her head and walked down the street naked with nothing but a tin foil hat on. The following day Britney Spears did the same thing. Now there's a epidemic of bald girls and gay boys. (I personally think she just wanted to Lean Like A Cholo and get street credit for her gangster ablum "Black Out".) Most people think my Tia Chiona's a crazy bitch, but I know the truth, she's special, not like short bus special but like she's talking to GOD right in front of you and nobody's there, special. Like when she said "A mighty wind will come and force evacuation", Hello Hurricane Katrina!!!! Even though she did fart right after and we had to leave the house due to nose bleeds.
Okay so to get back to my story..... I went to see my her and ask about the news I had got from that guy, (not to mention the burning itching sensation I now have.)
She said "Who the Fuck do you think you are?"
Like wow, My tia maybe be a prophet or a wiseman or a wino, but she's right!
When fuck do we think we are trying to tell the world who's in charge! Hello It's only been here millions and millions of years before we have, yet we seem to thinks we have so much knowlegde, HA! No wonder Mother Earth might take us out!!! Or not!!
But either way, we need to make peace with ourselves, our beliefs and those around us... So if we die then we are at peace, and if not, I don't know about your fucking ass, but living peacefully is a pretty damn good way to live the rest of your life, don't you think??!??!
Well now come to think of it, my Tia does ask 'who the fuck do we think we are', when she has no idea who the fuck we are!!!!
But I'll stick with finding meaning in nonsense!!! It helps me cope with the fact that my tia is propbably the most sane person on this planet!!!
Well Fuck it!! Can't stop the inevitable from occuring, so Let it will be!!!

~Love,
Chi Chi Pussyculo





STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT IF THE WORLD DOES REALLY END!!!!!! AND HOW!!!!!!

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