Stand-Up For ChiChi and Chonga
4.22.2010
High Stoners!!!
POUDLY PRESENTS
ChiChi Pussyculo and Chonga Bonga In:
"HOW TO MAKE MONEY IN EAST L.A. DURING THE RECESSION"
We will be performing live @ The Comedy Store on Sunset Blvd. Showtime is 7PM and tickets are $10 at the door but only $7 if you send an email with your full name and telephone number to
This show is 21+ and there is a 2 drink minimum. Join us at the after party with the secret password and you get
FREE DRINKS ALL NIGHT!!!
How fucked up can YOU get?*
The address is:
DON'T FORGET to send us the email with your full name and telephone number for discounted tickets!
*Please drink responsibly
chichiandchonga.blogspot.com
POUDLY PRESENTS
ChiChi Pussyculo and Chonga Bonga In:
"HOW TO MAKE MONEY IN EAST L.A. DURING THE RECESSION"
We will be performing live @ The Comedy Store on Sunset Blvd. Showtime is 7PM and tickets are $10 at the door but only $7 if you send an email with your full name and telephone number to
chichiandchonga@gmail.com
This show is 21+ and there is a 2 drink minimum. Join us at the after party with the secret password and you get
FREE DRINKS ALL NIGHT!!!
How fucked up can YOU get?*
The address is:
8433 W Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90069
SHOWTIME @ 7PM
SHOWTIME @ 7PM
DON'T FORGET to send us the email with your full name and telephone number for discounted tickets!
*Please drink responsibly
THC TUESDAY
3.23.2010
Hi Internet!!!
What's better than the relationship between a mother and her daughter? In this episode of THC, ChiChi and Chonga go out clubbing and gangbanging (not that kind sicko!!!) only to come home and fully appreciate ChiChi's youngest daughter for the amazing person that she is. Quality time is THE most important time to ChiChi and Chonga... even if it is 4 A.M.
(Music By: Frankie Smith. We claim no ownership of this track.)
What's better than the relationship between a mother and her daughter? In this episode of THC, ChiChi and Chonga go out clubbing and gangbanging (not that kind sicko!!!) only to come home and fully appreciate ChiChi's youngest daughter for the amazing person that she is. Quality time is THE most important time to ChiChi and Chonga... even if it is 4 A.M.
(Music By: Frankie Smith. We claim no ownership of this track.)
THC TUESDAY
3.16.2010
High Stoners!!!
Its THC TUESDAY and we are pleased to bring you the first episode of our groovy new series called LIFE LESSONS. As you know ChiChi and I are required to fulfill 8,000 hours of community service and we've decided to do it by discussing where we went wrong in life so that you don't have to go down that road... or down on that officer. Also, we've recorded multiple episodes so that we can bring you a new show EVERY TUESDAY! Yup, that's a brand-spanking-new-motha-fuckin episode EVERY TUESDAY. They won't just be LIFE LESSONS either, we have lots of things planned for the coming months including: LIFE LESSONS, INSIDE CHONGA, CONFESSIONS OF A CHOLA, LIVE SHOWS and the music video for our new song SMOKING CHRONIC. No, we haven't been tweaking! We're just super focused okay??? So enjoy your first lesson in life!
Go Green,
Chonga Bonga
Its THC TUESDAY and we are pleased to bring you the first episode of our groovy new series called LIFE LESSONS. As you know ChiChi and I are required to fulfill 8,000 hours of community service and we've decided to do it by discussing where we went wrong in life so that you don't have to go down that road... or down on that officer. Also, we've recorded multiple episodes so that we can bring you a new show EVERY TUESDAY! Yup, that's a brand-spanking-new-motha-fuckin episode EVERY TUESDAY. They won't just be LIFE LESSONS either, we have lots of things planned for the coming months including: LIFE LESSONS, INSIDE CHONGA, CONFESSIONS OF A CHOLA, LIVE SHOWS and the music video for our new song SMOKING CHRONIC. No, we haven't been tweaking! We're just super focused okay??? So enjoy your first lesson in life!
Go Green,
Chonga Bonga
SMOKING CHRONIC DEMO CLIP
3.13.2010
Hi internet perverts!!! Its me Chonga Bonga,
We are so wicked happy to present you with a sneak peak at our demo! Its called SMOKING CHRONIC and its going to be in our new live show. its being produced as we speak, or as I type, or as you read this.. or on another plane of reality. Anyway, we'll be recording the music video very soon and we hope it makes you shit yourself.
J.J. Fad -WE LOVE YOU
Go Green,
Lil' Miss Bongwater
We are so wicked happy to present you with a sneak peak at our demo! Its called SMOKING CHRONIC and its going to be in our new live show. its being produced as we speak, or as I type, or as you read this.. or on another plane of reality. Anyway, we'll be recording the music video very soon and we hope it makes you shit yourself.
J.J. Fad -WE LOVE YOU
Go Green,
Lil' Miss Bongwater
Get Inside Chonga Bonga!!!
2.28.2010
High Internet Perverts,
It's me Chonga Bonga! I know its been a while since I've posted but I've just been hanging out in an abandoned warehouse when it hit me like an ex boyfriend... I completely forgot what it was like my first time there. Here's that story for you to get to know me a little more. Get a little deeper... INSIDE CHONGA.
Go Green,
Chonga Bonga
It's me Chonga Bonga! I know its been a while since I've posted but I've just been hanging out in an abandoned warehouse when it hit me like an ex boyfriend... I completely forgot what it was like my first time there. Here's that story for you to get to know me a little more. Get a little deeper... INSIDE CHONGA.
Go Green,
Chonga Bonga
All these Fucking lil Welfare Case Kids!!! AHHHHHHHH!!
1.30.2010
Fucking Hola Putas,
A shot out to all the Mamas out there!!! It's hard being the mom of many lil bastards, you see I never got married, so all eleventeen of my kids are bastards! I never got that far into the relationship I had with any of their fathers. Yes FatherS! None of my kids have the same dad, they all end up getting locked up as soon as I get Knocked up. And I always know when I get pregnanunt cuz to tell you the truth I always end up getting "The Curse", no not my period, The fucking thing growing inside me. Period, yeah right, I've only ever had one and that was recent too. I was at the gym, in the showers, lathering up with all the other girls, soaping eachother, washing eachothers hair, you know! Girly Time. All of a sudden I started bleeding, I never knew about that cuz I got pregnanunt in 7th grade and never made it to sex ed! Well I thought I was dying and the girls they started laughing at me and throwing tampons, yelling "Plug it up! Plug It UP!" Since they were making fun of me bleeding, I had to level the playing field! I ended up getting arrested and Charged with 19 counts of attempted murder, but I fucked the judge and he lowered it to some minor traffic violations. God was on my side, well I was on my back. Anyways I need a fucking break cuz all they do is eat, sleep and shit! Not to mention the never-ending crying and bugging. Mommy I'm hungry, I'm shit on, brother cut my hand off again!! It's like "STOP killing my high you little fuckers! UH! I'd go drop them off at my moms pad and run away, but she ain't even home. She's gone to visit her man in prison. I should just leave them on the porch with some bread and balongna, till she gets back. I'm right, I don't got to deal with this shit. Thank you Bloggers for helping me figure out what to do about my headach! Drop them off and get a 40oz! Thanks.
~Kitty Morena "ChiChi Pussyculo"
P.S. Here's a classic video where I talk about all my damn lil brats...
A shot out to all the Mamas out there!!! It's hard being the mom of many lil bastards, you see I never got married, so all eleventeen of my kids are bastards! I never got that far into the relationship I had with any of their fathers. Yes FatherS! None of my kids have the same dad, they all end up getting locked up as soon as I get Knocked up. And I always know when I get pregnanunt cuz to tell you the truth I always end up getting "The Curse", no not my period, The fucking thing growing inside me. Period, yeah right, I've only ever had one and that was recent too. I was at the gym, in the showers, lathering up with all the other girls, soaping eachother, washing eachothers hair, you know! Girly Time. All of a sudden I started bleeding, I never knew about that cuz I got pregnanunt in 7th grade and never made it to sex ed! Well I thought I was dying and the girls they started laughing at me and throwing tampons, yelling "Plug it up! Plug It UP!" Since they were making fun of me bleeding, I had to level the playing field! I ended up getting arrested and Charged with 19 counts of attempted murder, but I fucked the judge and he lowered it to some minor traffic violations. God was on my side, well I was on my back. Anyways I need a fucking break cuz all they do is eat, sleep and shit! Not to mention the never-ending crying and bugging. Mommy I'm hungry, I'm shit on, brother cut my hand off again!! It's like "STOP killing my high you little fuckers! UH! I'd go drop them off at my moms pad and run away, but she ain't even home. She's gone to visit her man in prison. I should just leave them on the porch with some bread and balongna, till she gets back. I'm right, I don't got to deal with this shit. Thank you Bloggers for helping me figure out what to do about my headach! Drop them off and get a 40oz! Thanks.
~Kitty Morena "ChiChi Pussyculo"
P.S. Here's a classic video where I talk about all my damn lil brats...
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