High Internet Perverts,
It's me Chonga Bonga! I know its been a while since I've posted but I've just been hanging out in an abandoned warehouse when it hit me like an ex boyfriend... I completely forgot what it was like my first time there. Here's that story for you to get to know me a little more. Get a little deeper... INSIDE CHONGA.
Go Green,
Chonga Bonga
All these Fucking lil Welfare Case Kids!!! AHHHHHHHH!!
1.30.2010
Fucking Hola Putas,
A shot out to all the Mamas out there!!! It's hard being the mom of many lil bastards, you see I never got married, so all eleventeen of my kids are bastards! I never got that far into the relationship I had with any of their fathers. Yes FatherS! None of my kids have the same dad, they all end up getting locked up as soon as I get Knocked up. And I always know when I get pregnanunt cuz to tell you the truth I always end up getting "The Curse", no not my period, The fucking thing growing inside me. Period, yeah right, I've only ever had one and that was recent too. I was at the gym, in the showers, lathering up with all the other girls, soaping eachother, washing eachothers hair, you know! Girly Time. All of a sudden I started bleeding, I never knew about that cuz I got pregnanunt in 7th grade and never made it to sex ed! Well I thought I was dying and the girls they started laughing at me and throwing tampons, yelling "Plug it up! Plug It UP!" Since they were making fun of me bleeding, I had to level the playing field! I ended up getting arrested and Charged with 19 counts of attempted murder, but I fucked the judge and he lowered it to some minor traffic violations. God was on my side, well I was on my back. Anyways I need a fucking break cuz all they do is eat, sleep and shit! Not to mention the never-ending crying and bugging. Mommy I'm hungry, I'm shit on, brother cut my hand off again!! It's like "STOP killing my high you little fuckers! UH! I'd go drop them off at my moms pad and run away, but she ain't even home. She's gone to visit her man in prison. I should just leave them on the porch with some bread and balongna, till she gets back. I'm right, I don't got to deal with this shit. Thank you Bloggers for helping me figure out what to do about my headach! Drop them off and get a 40oz! Thanks.
~Kitty Morena "ChiChi Pussyculo"
P.S. Here's a classic video where I talk about all my damn lil brats...
A shot out to all the Mamas out there!!! It's hard being the mom of many lil bastards, you see I never got married, so all eleventeen of my kids are bastards! I never got that far into the relationship I had with any of their fathers. Yes FatherS! None of my kids have the same dad, they all end up getting locked up as soon as I get Knocked up. And I always know when I get pregnanunt cuz to tell you the truth I always end up getting "The Curse", no not my period, The fucking thing growing inside me. Period, yeah right, I've only ever had one and that was recent too. I was at the gym, in the showers, lathering up with all the other girls, soaping eachother, washing eachothers hair, you know! Girly Time. All of a sudden I started bleeding, I never knew about that cuz I got pregnanunt in 7th grade and never made it to sex ed! Well I thought I was dying and the girls they started laughing at me and throwing tampons, yelling "Plug it up! Plug It UP!" Since they were making fun of me bleeding, I had to level the playing field! I ended up getting arrested and Charged with 19 counts of attempted murder, but I fucked the judge and he lowered it to some minor traffic violations. God was on my side, well I was on my back. Anyways I need a fucking break cuz all they do is eat, sleep and shit! Not to mention the never-ending crying and bugging. Mommy I'm hungry, I'm shit on, brother cut my hand off again!! It's like "STOP killing my high you little fuckers! UH! I'd go drop them off at my moms pad and run away, but she ain't even home. She's gone to visit her man in prison. I should just leave them on the porch with some bread and balongna, till she gets back. I'm right, I don't got to deal with this shit. Thank you Bloggers for helping me figure out what to do about my headach! Drop them off and get a 40oz! Thanks.
~Kitty Morena "ChiChi Pussyculo"
P.S. Here's a classic video where I talk about all my damn lil brats...
Remebering The Past
1.13.2010
Hola Lil Putatitos!
It's Me Kitty Morena AKA ChiChi Pussyculo! Do you ever sit around and try your best to remeber the past. I know you smoke alot of weed and do a whole shit load of drugs, but have you ever desperately tried to tap into your shrivelled up, burnt out, dry sponge of a brain. Well I do. I remeber being a young tender whore and all the guys trying hit this up. I remember being 5 and high-jacking my first bus filled with passangers! Not being able to reach the petals and hold the shot gun by myself. Luckily Chonga and I go back like babies and diapers, we go to the future like old ladies and diapers too. Anywho, so Chonga grabbed the shot gun and put a stop to all that screaming in fear coming from the people on the bus! It's to had to drive a speeding bus with a bomb on it and if the speed drops below 50 KABOOM!!! SO we're trying to rob these people and not blow up. I also remember being that age and catching my first burglary, breaking and entering, theft and attempted murder charges. It's it so funny when you look into the past and are able to actually tap into those memories. Our memories are just snippets of the past mixed with our present perception. So our memories are basically atlered accounts of our past to help shape our future, but they aren't even real, only as really as you can remember and image. The past has been super awesome, but the future is what has me on edge. What will happen? Stay tuned to find out!!! Here a peak at the past......
Lil ChiChi Pussyculo
Lil Chonga Bonga
Lil ChiChi and Lil Chonga
~Love,
ChiChi Pussyculo
P.S. Here's another blast from the past..... ChiChi Pussyculo's "Lover Girl" by Tina Marie. Enjoy!
It's Me Kitty Morena AKA ChiChi Pussyculo! Do you ever sit around and try your best to remeber the past. I know you smoke alot of weed and do a whole shit load of drugs, but have you ever desperately tried to tap into your shrivelled up, burnt out, dry sponge of a brain. Well I do. I remeber being a young tender whore and all the guys trying hit this up. I remember being 5 and high-jacking my first bus filled with passangers! Not being able to reach the petals and hold the shot gun by myself. Luckily Chonga and I go back like babies and diapers, we go to the future like old ladies and diapers too. Anywho, so Chonga grabbed the shot gun and put a stop to all that screaming in fear coming from the people on the bus! It's to had to drive a speeding bus with a bomb on it and if the speed drops below 50 KABOOM!!! SO we're trying to rob these people and not blow up. I also remember being that age and catching my first burglary, breaking and entering, theft and attempted murder charges. It's it so funny when you look into the past and are able to actually tap into those memories. Our memories are just snippets of the past mixed with our present perception. So our memories are basically atlered accounts of our past to help shape our future, but they aren't even real, only as really as you can remember and image. The past has been super awesome, but the future is what has me on edge. What will happen? Stay tuned to find out!!! Here a peak at the past......
Lil ChiChi Pussyculo
Lil Chonga Bonga
Lil ChiChi and Lil Chonga
~Love,
ChiChi Pussyculo
P.S. Here's another blast from the past..... ChiChi Pussyculo's "Lover Girl" by Tina Marie. Enjoy!
The 12 Days of New Years
1.02.2010
High Everybody,
chichiandchonga.blogspot.com are so excited to bring you the debut of our BRANDMOTHAFUCKINSPANKIN new show called "THC" (Two High Cholas). We'll be releasing new episodes as fast as we can make them, so sit back and relax your feet cause you'll be running to the bathroom REAL SOON...
-Jenna Mystique AKA Chonga Bonga
chichiandchonga.blogspot.com are so excited to bring you the debut of our BRANDMOTHAFUCKINSPANKIN new show called "THC" (Two High Cholas). We'll be releasing new episodes as fast as we can make them, so sit back and relax your feet cause you'll be running to the bathroom REAL SOON...
-Jenna Mystique AKA Chonga Bonga
She Didn't Kiss Frogs
12.21.2009
High Guys,
I just got back from watching the brand new PRINCESS AND THE FROG! It was so magical, whimsical and wrong. NO! I am not saying that there's anything wrong with having a black princess. I think we should have had one a long time ago, who looked like young Pam Grier but I digress. I was shocked and appalled at how Disney butchered the story completely. I am from New Orleans and I can tell you that you're not supposed to kiss frogs, you're supposed to LICK THEM! You see there's something in the skin my grandma called "bump juice" that allows you to see into the future and create your own destiny. Apparently its also great for getting oil off the driveway but did Disney get that memo? No, I don't think so. So the next time you go around kissing frogs, just know that you're not gonna get the maximum high unless you completely rape them with your tongue.
Go Green
Jenna AKA Chonga Bonga
I just got back from watching the brand new PRINCESS AND THE FROG! It was so magical, whimsical and wrong. NO! I am not saying that there's anything wrong with having a black princess. I think we should have had one a long time ago, who looked like young Pam Grier but I digress. I was shocked and appalled at how Disney butchered the story completely. I am from New Orleans and I can tell you that you're not supposed to kiss frogs, you're supposed to LICK THEM! You see there's something in the skin my grandma called "bump juice" that allows you to see into the future and create your own destiny. Apparently its also great for getting oil off the driveway but did Disney get that memo? No, I don't think so. So the next time you go around kissing frogs, just know that you're not gonna get the maximum high unless you completely rape them with your tongue.
Go Green
Jenna AKA Chonga Bonga
The Bitch That Stole Christmas!!!
12.15.2009
Hola Xmas Putas!!! It's me Kitty Morena AkA ChiChi Pussyculo, and I'm here to bring you an early Xmas gift...... No! I didn't buy it!!! I stole it!! Here's an ancient Xmas story stolen and misread by my ass!! You have to wait til after Xmas to get your other presents cuz I got to break into rich white people houses and take the shit they got, cuz that shit aint fair!!! Just cuz they got money they can have nice things, fuck that shit!!!
It's X-mas I'm gonna break into your house, steal your gifts, eat ur food and shit under the tree! Merry Fucking X-mas u greedy, present insisting, ungrateful, selfish, inconsiderate bastards!!! Enjoying ur Holiday, spending all ur money!! Fuck that shit!!! I'm poor and know the truth! I give love all year long and no...w u want more! Fuck your Mom!!!
A Lil Merry Fucking Christmas from Kitty "ChiChi Pussyculo" Morena!!!!!
I have one of these for everyone on my x-mas list, are you on it??? Let me Know if you deserve one of these!!!!
Merry Fucking X~Mas,
.:Kitty Morena LA Holiday Surena:. ChiChi Pussyculo
Cum Tuck your TREASURE under my Tree!!!
It's X-mas I'm gonna break into your house, steal your gifts, eat ur food and shit under the tree! Merry Fucking X-mas u greedy, present insisting, ungrateful, selfish, inconsiderate bastards!!! Enjoying ur Holiday, spending all ur money!! Fuck that shit!!! I'm poor and know the truth! I give love all year long and no...w u want more! Fuck your Mom!!!
A Lil Merry Fucking Christmas from Kitty "ChiChi Pussyculo" Morena!!!!!
I have one of these for everyone on my x-mas list, are you on it??? Let me Know if you deserve one of these!!!!
Merry Fucking X~Mas,
.:Kitty Morena LA Holiday Surena:. ChiChi Pussyculo
Cum Tuck your TREASURE under my Tree!!!
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