Here Comes Trouble

What happens when a drunk/feisty/chola and a free-spirited/hippie/stoner chick are friends??? You get a lot of action-packed, fudge-packed, prison-sentencing, dead hooker discovering, girls-gone-wild of a time.
ChiChi Pussyculo and Chonga Bonga pack a punch and a gun, so don't fuck with them.
Kick it and see what develops (on your genitals).


Hola Putos,

It's me again, everyone's favorite ChiChi, HEY!! Okay so there have been so many many things going on with me and Chonga. So PEEP SHOW was a fucking blast, we had so much fun and the place was packed like a fat bowl of kush!!! Pandora Boxx is so cool in person, one of the nicest bitches I've met, well next to Artemis Chase, The Hostess with The Mostess. The Following night was Miss Thing: Disco Ball, where we were guest judges (Nobody Judge Nobody!!), Big Up to all the performers and the winner, Little Tommy Bang Bang, who channeled Richard Simons and the Village People. FUN!! Nico Bella's Saturday Night Fever performance was sooooo ........ Sexual. In the wise words of Jerry Blank, "I'm as moist as a snack cake down there". Okay so, oh my got, we had such an awesome rehearsal with Magic Mouth for the set we'll be doing for the NOT ENOUGH QUEER MUSIC FESTIVAL. I love Queers!!! You have to come see us.... "Put Your MAGIC MOUTH on my CHICHI AND CHONGA" ..... I love our band title! Okay, who wants some Ecstacy? Come to the grand opening of CANDY SHOP, Ecstacy Inferno's night of sweetness, where we will be doing a on stage three-way!! Who wants so see ChiChi and Chonga put some Ecstacy in their mouths?!?!

OH OH, I wanted to let everyone know that we just got added to the PORTLAND SUMMER SHOWCASE line up. So we'll be doing a set at the music festival. I'm so excited and grateful to be put in it, I love it when they put it in!! Us!

Okay so horny kidos, Make sure to stay tuned for more to come. We'll be bring you more information on the GRAND OPENING of Mary's Legs, That's HAMBURGER MARY'S PORTLAND!!! YAY We will be bringing you an awesome show, so make sure you friend Mary on Facebook!! Tell her ChiChi and Chonga sent you!! Stay Tuned.

      ChiChi and Chonga

Booked To The Nines

High Pervs!!!!

It's that time again, we have performances up the wahzoo coming up and we know that you all wanna go. We are so happy to be here in Portland with so many creative people around. We're gonna have a shit ton of chances for you to catch us in person all over town. First off there's PEEP SHOW with special guest Pandora Boxx on September 7th followed by MISS THING: THE DISCO BALL with Heklina of Trannyshack on September 8th. You can get $5 tickets for Miss Thing HERE. After a short little break we will do more back to back performing at the opening of CANDY SHOP hosted by the amazing Ecstacy Inferno on September 18th followed by a performance at NOT ENOUGH: A QUEER MUSIC FESTIVAL on September 19th! The show at NOT ENOUGH is going to be off the chain as we will be performing several songs with our new friends Magic Mouth. This is the first time we've ever performed with a live band... does this make us rock stars? I hope so! After these four shows we will also be at PSU for their yearly drag show on September 24th. Moving on to the next month, we have already confirmed two shows for October. We will headline over at CAFETERIA with DJ Lunchlady held at Vendetta on October 28th. Then we will have the most kick ass show you'll see all year when we perform at HOLOCENE on October 30th!!! This one is gonna blow your fucking mind when we hit the stage with DJ Freaky Outy for a one off performance of a classic like you've never seen or heard before.

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fiya! We don't need no water, LET THE MOTHA FUCKA BURN!

We better see all you stoners dancing at these amazing shows. Much love.

ChiChi and Chonga