Here Comes Trouble

What happens when a drunk/feisty/chola and a free-spirited/hippie/stoner chick are friends??? You get a lot of action-packed, fudge-packed, prison-sentencing, dead hooker discovering, girls-gone-wild of a time.
ChiChi Pussyculo and Chonga Bonga pack a punch and a gun, so don't fuck with them.
Kick it and see what develops (on your genitals).

Eat my PEACHES!!!



Hola Putas, It's Kitty again, and agian and one more time, again!!! I had to change my undies cuz, I feel cream!!! Yes, that's right .... Peaches has released another album... "I feel Cream". Awesome!!!! I'm totally loving it to the fullest. From the very first track to the final, Peaches has once again out done herself. "Impeach My Bush!" was - Rock Out with Your Cock Out, but there's something about this new album that is just - to infinitey and beyond, By far the best album to masterbate to. Makes me want to run out in the street, strip off all my hoochie cloths and scream "Get in my Peach, you fucking bastards!!". Well don't take my word for it, go out and get it for yourself! Let me just go over my favorite tracks on the album, totally a must listen to if you're looking for cock and it's looking right back atcha: "Billioniare" (featuring Shanda K), is a superb throw back to what good rap was and still is. "Treak or Treat" is for all you bitch who "never go to bed with out a piece of raw meat!" The title track "I Feel Cream" is a super sexy dance track, think Madonna's "Confessions on a Dancefloor" on Spanish Fly. MMMMMMM. "MUD" a song that I am sure is for the American youth, with their Prada bags, expensive cloths and no souls.... Please do yourself a favor and listen well. The whole album is fucking hotter then one guy in a room with The Boom Boom Dolls in heat! Finally, last on the album, but certainly not my least favorite is "Take You On", check it out and decide for yourself....

Here's a funny ass video.. flashback peach.. Peaches "Fuck The Pain Away" by Miss Piggy of the Muppets.

For More Peaches, visit her website....

Do yourself a favor...
.:Kitty Morena LA Peachy Surena:.

Guys are Dawg's Shit

Hola everyone and their mama,

It's me, Kitty Kitty Bang Bang, I'm here today to tell everyone about something I stepped in.... Dawg Shit, no not from the lil cutie bow wow wows that Asia eats, but the kind that want a piece of your Marie Calender PIE, and not even give you anything in return, but an infection!!! Bastards! Are there any real gentlemen out there?? Yes, but they used to be girls.... Trans- female to male..... Well I'm sick of it all,(not really, but i like to complain) Always wanting you to drop what you're doing to run to them. For what?? So they can convience you to go down on them?? Shit! You go down on me and when you're done with that mop the floors, wash the laundry and change some diapers!!! Then they get all shocked that you're telling them something back!!! It's like Mutha-Fucka come get your damn kids!!! "oh you man enough to cum up in me, but you aint man enough to take care of what comes out.. get my hair done, get my nails done, pay my bill and buy me a car?? YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A LITTLE BOY" get you're shit and get out: get out me, get out of my house, get out of my life! Just get out!!!! It's like why can't they treat you with the same respect they got for their mama, then again they obviously don't respect her! It's like "Kitty, you're good enough to Donkey Punch, but not good enough to be my girlfriend!(or even call back)" That's why all my vatos end up in jail.... Domestic Violence! They call the cops on me cuz they don't know how to treat me! Forget it! The cops are going to come, see you bloody and beat up, with a fork sticking out of your skull and know that I was behind all this. In fear of there lives, they just arrest you. (That and I gave them head so they will blame it on you. A bitch has got to do what she gots to do!!) So unless you're gonna treat me right, don't even think about me, cuz I'll come get you in your dreams, like Freddy Krugar!!! You would think that would stop them from calling, but once you get a taste, you'll be calling all the time too.....

.:Kitty Morena LA "Dangerous" Surena:.

P.S. Hook me up with one of your fine ass homies!!!!

Confessions of a Chola

Hola Putas, Perras, and all you in betweens,

It's me again, everyone's favorite knife happy chola, .:Kitty Morena LA Surena:., I'm here today cuz it's that time of the month, no not my period, It's Confession time. I used to go to confession at church, until the asked me to stop going. I didn't listen, I never listen, but now they have a restraining order against me. Since when did God start restricting where we go, what we do and who we do? Shit if I Know!!! Well you see, my probation officer want me to keep a video diary of myself.... I guess it to help him to better understand Why I am who I am, why I do what I do, and how I do it. ALOT! Or maybe he's just another pervert who doesn't want to film his own pornos, Like in that childrens book... "If you give a Whore a Camera".... Well now I guess, It's TIME TO CONFESS......

.:Kitty Morena LA Confessing Surena:.

P.S. (What the fuck does P.S. mean? Oh Well!!) Stay tuned for many many many more confessions to come.... What's going to happen next? Who's going to get shot? How many more baby will I have?? Who knows?

What day is it today????

Hola putas,
Shitmutherfuckerassholedickkisserfuckballs!!! It's me, .:Kitty Morena LA Surena:., now for some reason I was awaken this morning by the sounds of someone breaking into my house. Which is not unusual when that happens cuz that's often, but I knew something was up when the door opened up and there were three shadow figures standing in the doorway. They started to move closer and closer, I could smell the fear in the air..... I knew that they couldn't be human cuz i unlaoded 15 rounds, into each of them, (You now,I keep a handgun under my pillow, They must have too, cuz they came in with bullet proof mini dresses on. Oh!! They know me sooooo well!!! Unbeknowst to them I keep a back up "just-in-case" weapon, betwixed my thighs, it's a double bladed athame, (a knife used to steal the powers and souls of witches and warlocks. Jenna gave it to me as a gift for my Birthday exactly one year ago...) that's when it him me.... The poisoned dart that one of the shadow-hoochie-prepetrators had spit from a straw. I came to in the truck of a car, in a Denny's parking lot...... Okay, so apparently my best homegirls from the BBD,(Scarlet, Jenna, and Asia) Planned to kidnap me for my birthday, (that's why the had on the bulletproof mini dresses on, and Jenna must have remember all those powers I stole from those witches and scary mexican grandmas. That's why she got me with a poison dart) They're was only one question left unanswered.... Why the hell did they forget me in the trunk, when my birthday was the whole reason they put they're lives in danger in the first place????? Let me guess, cuz Asia was hungry???? She's always hungry!!!! So know I finally understand that song, "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to". Now I'm slightly more brain dead then yesterday, all those exhaust fumes. I should be okay, Jenna breaths in those kinds of fumes to level herself out, and look how okay she is....... I guess it's going to be another Birthday spend in the Emergency Room of Los Angeles County city of hope Hospital-land, Half hospital half amusement park....... Happy Birthday to me!!!!!!

.:Kitty Morena LA Birthday Puta Surena:.