Here Comes Trouble

What happens when a drunk/feisty/chola and a free-spirited/hippie/stoner chick are friends??? You get a lot of action-packed, fudge-packed, prison-sentencing, dead hooker discovering, girls-gone-wild of a time.
ChiChi Pussyculo and Chonga Bonga pack a punch and a gun, so don't fuck with them.
Kick it and see what develops (on your genitals).

In The Dark

High Guys!

We've been doing tons of things recently and we're getting ready for Homo's Got Talent! this Friday at 8pm. It's at the Fez Ballroom and it' has a $5 - $10 sliding scale at the door.We just stole some new dancing shoes and we're ready to let the music play while we burn holes in them. I have to remember to wash my feet more often ;) Right after that we're heading over to our prima Bulimianne Rhapsody's going away party at Saratoga for The Butt-Plug Klub presents "¡Adios Bulimiana!" at 10pm. $3 - $5 sliding scale at the door and an awesome lineup of DJs including DJs: Grant (Blowpony & Jack) Stormy (Booty & Jack) & LunchLady (Cafeteria) will be rockin' -n- Jackin the ranch and a performance by Fannie Mae Darling.

Every Sunday it's Dirty Porno Bingo W/ChiChi and Chonga and This Sunday we're celebrating Mothers Day... with PORN! This edition is our MOM VS MOM edition, a little girl on girl, rather mom on mom. Just how PDX likes it! We want you to bring your mom for an honorary circle jerk - bukkake fest ,she deserves to be honored. Or at least bring her to bingo and win her some porn. We also have an entire box of the dirtiest, nastiest porn you can find!!!!.

Next week we're getting dirty in the dark at Notorious Neon Party on May 14th at 9:30. We have performances by Jeau Breedlove, Asia Ho Jackson, Serendipity Jones, Doriloves Youall and yours truly. Check out the new poster down below

Sexy, huh? Like neon dance whores! We have been working on some great shows this past year but we are proud to announce that Tuesday August 2nd we will be hosting PEEP SHOW as it is our 1 year anniversary of performing here in Portland. We've got a great lineup of our favorite performers here and it's gonna be one high of a time. More deets to come soon yo.

   ChiChi and Chonga