In The Dark

High Guys!

We've been doing tons of things recently and we're getting ready for Homo's Got Talent! this Friday at 8pm. It's at the Fez Ballroom and it' has a $5 - $10 sliding scale at the door.We just stole some new dancing shoes and we're ready to let the music play while we burn holes in them. I have to remember to wash my feet more often ;) Right after that we're heading over to our prima Bulimianne Rhapsody's going away party at Saratoga for The Butt-Plug Klub presents "¡Adios Bulimiana!" at 10pm. $3 - $5 sliding scale at the door and an awesome lineup of DJs including DJs: Grant (Blowpony & Jack) Stormy (Booty & Jack) & LunchLady (Cafeteria) will be rockin' -n- Jackin the ranch and a performance by Fannie Mae Darling.

Every Sunday it's Dirty Porno Bingo W/ChiChi and Chonga and This Sunday we're celebrating Mothers Day... with PORN! This edition is our MOM VS MOM edition, a little girl on girl, rather mom on mom. Just how PDX likes it! We want you to bring your mom for an honorary circle jerk - bukkake fest ,she deserves to be honored. Or at least bring her to bingo and win her some porn. We also have an entire box of the dirtiest, nastiest porn you can find!!!!.

Next week we're getting dirty in the dark at Notorious Neon Party on May 14th at 9:30. We have performances by Jeau Breedlove, Asia Ho Jackson, Serendipity Jones, Doriloves Youall and yours truly. Check out the new poster down below

Sexy, huh? Like neon dance whores! We have been working on some great shows this past year but we are proud to announce that Tuesday August 2nd we will be hosting PEEP SHOW as it is our 1 year anniversary of performing here in Portland. We've got a great lineup of our favorite performers here and it's gonna be one high of a time. More deets to come soon yo.

XXXO,
   ChiChi and Chonga

NOTORIOUS

Time	Saturday at 10:00pm - Sunday at 2:00am
Location	Red Cap Garage 1025 SW Stark St. Portland, OR
Created By	Red Cap Garage, ChiChi Chonga
More Info	Notorious Dance Party with ChiChi and Chonga this Saturday April 9th @ 10pm. Music from the 80's, 90's, 2000's, and today. Best dance move contest. This is a "dark" party so the black lights are coming on and the place will be glowing. No cover, starts at 10pm. $2.50 well drinks from open to close. It's another installment of NOTORIOUS with everyone's favorite Latin Rappin Comedy Duo Chola Delinquents. Dance parties at Red Cap have never been so Dangerous!!!! With live performances by the duo at 11 and 12 and special guest appearances by Saturn and Asia Ho Jackson. A "BEST MOVES" dance competition, prize give aways, Go-Go dancing performers!! Awesome drink Specials and DJ Adam West tearing those beats apart so you can definitely shake your ass all night, or shake your wallets away from ChiChi and anything that will get you wasted, from Chonga!!!

Back at IT again!!!

Hey mentirosas and chemosas!!!


We got lots of things going on......

Grand Re-Opening Sweet Basil

Time	Friday, March 25 · 7:00pm - 10:00pm
Location	1639 NW Glisan St/ Portland, OR 97209
Created By	Oasisba AsianFusion, ChiChi Chonga
More Info	Hey Sexy got plans for Friday Night? Well I got two questions that might help solve that problem..... Do you like Thai Food? How about Drag Queens??? The Perfect combination for a good time. Come check us out we will be hosting an awesome event and something super cool for the queer scene!!! See you here... Asian Fusion bar and restaurant, plus Gender Illusionist. Hours: Happy Hour starts at 4pm everyday Monday - Wednesday ~ dining only Thursday - Sunday ~ Dining with Drag ~ Show start at 6pm Staring: Pheadra Knight Autumn Scities Knight Chinky Chinkinini Tiara and more..... Grand Opening show Begins at 6pm Staring the Girls of Sweet Basil and special guests ChiChi and Chonga. Free all you can eat appetizers w/ your dinner purchase. Hey Man, you know I love me some munching on some appetizers... Especially when they are FREE!!!! - Chonga Bonga

Every Sunday is ........

Dirty Porno Bingo w/ ChiChi and Chonga

Time	Sunday, March 27 · 8:00pm - 11:00pm
Location	Red Cap Garage 1035 SW Stark St. Portland, OR
Created By	ChiChi Chonga
More Info	Dirty Porno Bingo with ChiChi and Chonga!! It's not your grandma's bingo, unless she loves to win PORN!!!! Free to enter, free to win, and if you buy ChiChi a drink, you definitely score!!!! Come have a little Sunday after religious practicing unwind and wind up!!! $1 hot dogs, how many wieners can you take at once??!?!?!? Come Find out, We love it when you COME!!! Every Sunday at Red Cap Garage, Starting @ 8pm and goes on til th...e viagra wears off!!! This week Disco Bush Enjoy some amazing drink specials, disco music, and you could even win our featured porno..... HAIR, it's all about the bush!!!! Tons of porn of everyone: Man on Man, Man on Woman, Woman on Woman, Women on Man on Woman on Tranny, BBW, Large loving, BI-curious, Squirting Vaginas, Guys with big dicks, Chicks with big dicks, little people loving, Public sex acts caught on tape, Lesbian porn made by real lesbians!!! Unusual Cocks, Put your fingers in my ass, Circle Jerks, Solo, First time with a guy, Men in uniform, Women in Uniform, Trannies in uniforrms, Prison Break, Chubby Chasers, Tranny lovers, Lesbian lickers, Butt munchers, finger bangers, double penetrating, fister sisters, Donkey punching, Alabama hot pocketing, dick slapping, gang banging..... Well I think you get the picture and if not use your imagination, if we don't have it..... You get to pick something we do!!! WIN FREE PORN!!!!! BIRTHDAY LAP DANCES!!! DRINK SPECIALS!!!! who wants a BLOW JOB????? The drink!!!

Okay now enough with the guttermind, moving on to something that has nothing to do with sex...... The Birds and the Bees. Big shot out to Max Voltage and the cast of......

Homomentum: Birds and the Bees

Time	Friday, April 1 · 7:00pm - 10:00pm
Location	Fez Ballroom 316 SW 11th Ave Portland, OR
Created By	Homomentum Pdx
More Info	Homomentum: a queer cabaret showcases queer dance, burlesque, drag & performance-art, with tons of glitter and ridiculousness at every turn! Homomentum's LAST SHOW of the season welcome's the blooming and blossoming of spring and a little sex ed to top it off, with "Birds & the Bees." Starring some of Portland's most infamous performers, including Felice Shays, Shazaam, Chi Chi & Chonga, The Drag Mansion, Swagger, Baby Le Strange and many more! Homomentum: Birds & the Bees Friday, April 1st Fez Ballroom 7pm Doors, 8pm Show $5-10 Sliding Scale 21+. Wheel-Chair Accessible. More info: www.pantsoffpdx.com This month's Sponsors: Yogio: all gluten free korean inspired street food. www.yogio.weebly.com The Dog House PDX: home of insane tater tot bowls. www.thedoghousepdx.weebly.com

And you better watch out cuz there's Dangerous Curves Ahead.....

Dangerous Curves Ahead: Burlesque on the Go-Go! in PORTLAND, OR!!

Time	Wednesday, April 13 at 8:00pm - April 14 at 12:00am
Location	Red Cap Garage 1035 Southwest Stark Street Portland, OR 97205
Created By	BabyLe Strange, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Hai Fleisch
More Info	Direct from Brooklyn: the USA’s Premier National Touring Burlesque Troupe! Caution! This spring five of New York City's award-winning and most popular burlesque luminaries have highway fever! With a squeal of tires and a cloud of glitter, this super-star team is hitting the road with the top down and their tassels twirling for the DANGEROUS CURVES AHEAD: BURLESQUE ON THE GO-GO Spring Tour 2011! An unprecedented burlesque tour that's epic in scope, Dangerous Curves Ahead will bring their signature acts, sexy glam and hilarious hijinks to stages from San Diego to Vancouver! New Times called the show "An excellent night of twirling tassels and bawdy jokes." Featuring: *Anita Cookie *Clams Casino *Darlinda Just Darlinda *GiGi La Femme *Minnie Tonka Produced by and co-starring local lovelies Baby Le'Strange and Hai Fleisch! Hosted by local drag dynamos ChiChi and Chonga! You do not want to miss this one time event! Wednesday April 13, 2011 Red Cap Garage 1035 Southwest Stark Street Portland, OR Doors at 8, show at 9, $10 www.burlesqueonthegogo.com www.facebook.com/DangerousCurvesBurlesque www.rosecityshimmy.com www.facebook.com/chichiandchonga

I got a pair of nipple tassels and lots of tear away cloths. See the art of Burlesque is all about the tease, even though I did know you could just tease them, until my second baby!! -ChiChi Pussyculo