Police Report Update

Hey Perras!!!
 Okay so like me and Chonga have been like soo busy, so many things going on. I LOVE IT! We been working real hard, so we can get off probation, cuz I don't know about you, but I don't like people watching me, all the time. It's hard to eat, shower, or take a shit! So now it's time for another
Police Report Update:
We earned some community service hours by helping do hard labor and serve food at Oasisba Asian Fusion Restaurant. We'll be back soon to rack in some more hours from them.
We also did a Public Service Announcement at Blow Pony! We did "The Donkey Show! - The Dangers of Partying Hard!"
We went to Barracuda and got down with it, after being part of The Cascade Projects' AIDS Walk. Spat some shit and did what we always do, lay it down, it was so much fun.

Then, this past Thursday was the Portland premiere of our short film WELFARE AIDS! The night was a success with 100% of the proceeds going directly to the AIDS WALK FUND. A huge hug and a big bong hit to everyone who helped and supported this great cause. We had an awesome set that started with Galang.... Here's the Videos...


The other videos are online with the rest of our Parole Videos.

If you're looking for us you can find us at Hamburger Mary's. We've been doing some work there and helping out Mary with some stuff. We love her, cuz she has Power!!!! She can sign off on Community Service Hours!!!! Our probation officer will be proud, so come by cuz they be OPEN!!!
Which brings me to ...... dat da dada!!! The Grand Opening, AKA Mary's Haunted Opening, it will be held on October 29th. It's a costume party and participation is a must! Don't be boring, you wont get in, and I wanna see you. It's going to be a huge PARTY! We host the show with amazing performances by Portland's own Mary, Tamra Scanlan, Fannie Mae Darling and The Tampon Troupe. Plus lots of fun games and tons of prizes. Bring your second liver in your purse. Costume Contest for the funniest, the scariest, and the Maryiest. FYI All the MARYS take a group photo and get a surprise! SHHH, It's Spookylicious, I'm so excited.

Now for the things we WILL be charged with later this in OCTOBER>>>>>>
Monday Oct 11th is Saturnalia at Someday Lounge. MURDER!!!! Come help solve this murder mystery. Who could it be? Colonel Mustard?, The Rose City Shimmies?, ChiChi and Chonga? or That old lady that lives with all those CATS!?!! Help Saturn find out who killed her husband, in MURDER!! With special guest performance by Kim Edinger and Artemis Chase as ADDICTION!
Then, Friday Oct 15 we will be at PSU doing some college students, but then we'll perform for National Coming Out Day. Come, come out, we love it when you come.
Saturday, Oct 16 we head down to Maricon at the Matador for a special treat.
Saturday, Oct 23 we will be at Milk, getting our cookies all soft.
Saturday Oct 30 we do a scarifying show at BENT! HALLOWEEN then heading over to Holocene for SNAP! HALLOWEEN 90's Diva Fierceness and then to my tia Gula's house to party is uuuup!!!

Let me tell you about our Sundays, you see the seventh day God rested but ChiChi and Chonga.... THEY GOT DIRRTY!!!
Every Sunday (except for Halloween) we do service work for like churches and stuff. So we have been assigned to Boxx's Where we host DIRTY PORNO BINGO, for all the horny people who like to win free porn. See this "church" isn't filled with crazy people who spit shit, NOPE its filled with CREAM lots of sexy nasty porno loving people. Lots of prizes to give away. Sponsored by BOXXES/Red Cap, Fat Fancy, Big Ass Sandwiches, Cuts For QUEERS and US!