Here Comes Trouble

What happens when a drunk/feisty/chola and a free-spirited/hippie/stoner chick are friends??? You get a lot of action-packed, fudge-packed, prison-sentencing, dead hooker discovering, girls-gone-wild of a time.
ChiChi Pussyculo and Chonga Bonga pack a punch and a gun, so don't fuck with them.
Kick it and see what develops (on your genitals).

Guys are Dawg's Shit

Hola everyone and their mama,

It's me, Kitty Kitty Bang Bang, I'm here today to tell everyone about something I stepped in.... Dawg Shit, no not from the lil cutie bow wow wows that Asia eats, but the kind that want a piece of your Marie Calender PIE, and not even give you anything in return, but an infection!!! Bastards! Are there any real gentlemen out there?? Yes, but they used to be girls.... Trans- female to male..... Well I'm sick of it all,(not really, but i like to complain) Always wanting you to drop what you're doing to run to them. For what?? So they can convience you to go down on them?? Shit! You go down on me and when you're done with that mop the floors, wash the laundry and change some diapers!!! Then they get all shocked that you're telling them something back!!! It's like Mutha-Fucka come get your damn kids!!! "oh you man enough to cum up in me, but you aint man enough to take care of what comes out.. get my hair done, get my nails done, pay my bill and buy me a car?? YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A LITTLE BOY" get you're shit and get out: get out me, get out of my house, get out of my life! Just get out!!!! It's like why can't they treat you with the same respect they got for their mama, then again they obviously don't respect her! It's like "Kitty, you're good enough to Donkey Punch, but not good enough to be my girlfriend!(or even call back)" That's why all my vatos end up in jail.... Domestic Violence! They call the cops on me cuz they don't know how to treat me! Forget it! The cops are going to come, see you bloody and beat up, with a fork sticking out of your skull and know that I was behind all this. In fear of there lives, they just arrest you. (That and I gave them head so they will blame it on you. A bitch has got to do what she gots to do!!) So unless you're gonna treat me right, don't even think about me, cuz I'll come get you in your dreams, like Freddy Krugar!!! You would think that would stop them from calling, but once you get a taste, you'll be calling all the time too.....

.:Kitty Morena LA "Dangerous" Surena:.

P.S. Hook me up with one of your fine ass homies!!!!


Post a Comment