What day is it today????

Hola putas,
Shitmutherfuckerassholedickkisserfuckballs!!! It's me, .:Kitty Morena LA Surena:., now for some reason I was awaken this morning by the sounds of someone breaking into my house. Which is not unusual when that happens cuz that's often, but I knew something was up when the door opened up and there were three shadow figures standing in the doorway. They started to move closer and closer, I could smell the fear in the air..... I knew that they couldn't be human cuz i unlaoded 15 rounds, into each of them, (You now,I keep a handgun under my pillow, They must have too, cuz they came in with bullet proof mini dresses on. Oh!! They know me sooooo well!!! Unbeknowst to them I keep a back up "just-in-case" weapon, betwixed my thighs, it's a double bladed athame, (a knife used to steal the powers and souls of witches and warlocks. Jenna gave it to me as a gift for my Birthday exactly one year ago...) that's when it him me.... The poisoned dart that one of the shadow-hoochie-prepetrators had spit from a straw. I came to in the truck of a car, in a Denny's parking lot...... Okay, so apparently my best homegirls from the BBD,(Scarlet, Jenna, and Asia) Planned to kidnap me for my birthday, (that's why the had on the bulletproof mini dresses on, and Jenna must have remember all those powers I stole from those witches and scary mexican grandmas. That's why she got me with a poison dart) They're was only one question left unanswered.... Why the hell did they forget me in the trunk, when my birthday was the whole reason they put they're lives in danger in the first place????? Let me guess, cuz Asia was hungry???? She's always hungry!!!! So know I finally understand that song, "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to". Now I'm slightly more brain dead then yesterday, all those exhaust fumes. I should be okay, Jenna breaths in those kinds of fumes to level herself out, and look how okay she is....... I guess it's going to be another Birthday spend in the Emergency Room of Los Angeles County city of hope Hospital-land, Half hospital half amusement park....... Happy Birthday to me!!!!!!

Love,
.:Kitty Morena LA Birthday Puta Surena:.