The New Year is coming soon... where will you be? Drunk and in jail for a DUI? High and being raped by a large gorilla? or at home masturbating with your own tears like Morrissey? What if you had something to look forward to? Like a show or something! Something you could get high and drunk to without the DUI or RAPE. Something you could masturbate to without crying... perhaps your wishes will be granted soon, very soon...