Here Comes Trouble

What happens when a drunk/feisty/chola and a free-spirited/hippie/stoner chick are friends??? You get a lot of action-packed, fudge-packed, prison-sentencing, dead hooker discovering, girls-gone-wild of a time.
ChiChi Pussyculo and Chonga Bonga pack a punch and a gun, so don't fuck with them.
Kick it and see what develops (on your genitals).

Give 'Em All You Got!

8.28.2010
High Stoners!

We are extremely proud to announce that today our short film WELFARE AIDS is premiering at the T/G Film Festival presented by Trans Giving at 7:30 PM. This is going to be an amazing show with entries from Calpernia Addams, Andrea James, Wu Tsang, Shawna Virago and many, many more! Come on out and help make this festival the event it SHOULD be. Big ups to all our T/G homies out there!
















Now, we are also extremely proud to post this clip of ChiChi and Chonga performing SHOOP by Salt-N-Pepa at MISS THING: I LOVE THE 90's. Thank you to everyone who came out and cheered for us, we had such a wicked time. We love you!!




Stay High!

XXXO,
   ChiChi and Chonga

BarsByronandBallsyBitches

8.26.2010
High Stoners!


Can we just say that Portland is fucking amazing! we have been having the time of our lives performing here. Our last performance at Mississippi Studio's new bar, BarBar for the opening of The Original Queer Night was a huge success. We performed our new single SMOKING CHRONIC and GALANG by M.I.A. it was our first time doing GALANG and everyone was high off the vibe. Check out the slideshow at the bottom. We'll be posting videos of the entire set very soon so stay close! Because of our recent performances around Portland, our new homie and blogger Byron Beck has written a very kind post about the event over on ByronBeck.com. Check it out and subscribe!

Now, if you haven't caught us here in Portland look out for PEEP SHOW on Sept. 7th hosted by the beautiful Artemis Chase, featuring Pandora Boxx. The next day we'll be performing and judging at MISS THING: The Disco Ball Sept. 8th! Keep up to date on the latest ChiChi and Chonga news and events by subscribing over on your right.

Stay Brown!




XXXO,
    ChiChi and Chonga

M-I-SS-I-SS-I-PP-I

8.23.2010
Hi Homosexiness!!!


Last night's Contest to find Portland's Mary was fantastic and we had a wickedly awesome time performing for the wonderful crowd. A big shout out to Darcelle XV Showplace and Poison Waters for having us! Pics and video soon to come.

Today is actually the soft opening of The Original Queer Night at Mississippi Studio's new bar, BARBAR - with DJ HUFNSTUF and DJ LUNCHLADY. Which one do you think has the better soft opening? The doors open at 9 PM, the show begins at 11 PM and its free! Get there early for $5 Golden Knee Pads and $1.50 PBR! Bring quarters too because ChiChi's catchin' em with her thigh muscles ALL NIGHT LONG!!!




















Don't Forget about our upcoming events! For instance, PEEP SHOW on Sept. 7th with special guest PANDORA BOXX. Also, MISS THING: THE DISCO BALL on Sept. 8th where we'll be performing and judging the competition with the hostess with the most tits, Heklina. Oh and we'll be be back for the MISS THING PAGENT on Nov. 19th so stay tuned. Let's not neglect to mention CANDY SHOP on Sept. 18th hosted by the delicious ECSTACY INFERNO, where we'll be doing a wickedly, sinfully-sweet performance with a special treat for everyone but you'll have to come to see what tasty morsels we have in store. Check us out at the opening of HAMBURGER MARY'S PORTLAND, and we might just put on a little show for you...


Stay Brown!


ChiChi and Chonga, spice in the white rice...

Here I go, here I go, here I go again!!!

8.16.2010
High Stoner Booties!

Do I have an update for you, first off, MISS THANG, I LOVE THE 90's was a huge success and WE WON!!!! We had such an amazing time with all the performers, judges and the wonderful, drunk crowd. You guys are all fucking awesome and we love you as much as a freshly rolled blunt. Mmmmm, blunt. This means you can catch us at MISS THANG in September, performing and judging the competition (don't look at us like that, we know you judge too). The competition is hosted by the legendary HEKLINA of TRANNYSHACK so you know its awesomely great. This also means that ChiChi and Chonga are going to be competing for the title of MISS THANG at the end of the year. Hold on to your bud cause these bitches are blazin'.

      Next in the way of performances, this Sunday Aug. 22nd ChiChi and Chonga will be at "FIND PORTLAND'S MARY" as special guest performers along with other wickedly awesome acts. This event is to help promote the opening of Hamburger Mary's Portland. Its being held at DARCELLE XV SHOWPLACE and its hosted by the hilarious POISON WATERS. Check out the flyer and come dressed as Mary for wonderful prizes.

















Alright, we need to let you know about the next PEEP SHOW in September with special guest PANDORA BOXX!!! Pandora is as funny as they come and we're so excited to get to perform in the same show as her. As you know PEEP SHOW is hosted by the groovy ARTEMIS CHASE and its the 1st Tuesday of every month, this show just gets better and better. PEEP SHOW is held at THE RED CAP GARAGE on SW Stark St.




















NO, NO, NO, We're not stopping just yet, there is great news this month for all our Los Angeles fans... The premiere of our short film WELFARE AIDS! The short will be showing at the TRANS/GIVING FILM FESTIVAL in L.A. on August 28th at 7:30 P.M. All the films from the festival screen at The Renberg Theatre and tickets are sold at the door. Please come make this event the huge success it should be! Our apologies for not being able to attend, we were originally scheduled to perform before our move to Portland but we promise to come back and play Los Angeles during our West Coast Tour... more on that later.














Our listing is on the lower right hand side of the flyer @ 7:30 P.M. AHUGETHANKYOU to Giorgio Bertuccelli and Kalil Cohen for helping us make this a reality.  We really could not have done this without the two of you.  ;) Also next moth, the two of us will be performing at the opening of CANDY SHOP, a Hip-Hop odyssey hosted by the kick-ass, ghetto fabulous, MISS THANG FEBRUARY, Ecstasy Inferno. Keep an eye out and tell all your friends to remember the date, SEPTEMBER 18th.













Alright, the time we've all been waiting for... the debut performance of our first single SMOKING CHRONIC!!!!!!! We just got the video from Artemis and its smokin' hot, hot, hot. Don't forget to check us out this Sunday at Darcelle's @7 P.M. We'll be back with another post about the show... stay high.





xoxo
ChiChi and Chonga

Peep This

8.10.2010
High Stupidassobiches,


Ok, oh  my god I have like so many things to catch you up on. (ChiChi Takes A Deep Breath).


Okay, so you know how we performed "Escape From East L.A." on Aug. 3rd @ PEEP SHOW hosted by Artemis Chase, it's at The Red Cap Garage, in Portland. Anyways, so now there's this video going around of Chonga and I... you got to see it, or else...


That shit was so fun! Umm, where was I? Okay so you got to subscribe and stay posted for the live performance of our up and coming single, "Smoking Chronic". The video should be up real soon, so stay close!


Whatelse? Oh yeah, duhm!



We also performed at Saturnalia, hosted by Saturn. It's a competition and I'm pleaseded to say that I, ChiChi Pussyculo, am the winner of Saturnalia Aug 9th 2010. Thank you culos.  The video of my performance to "Hip Hop Change" by Crookers Featuring Rye Rye, will be posted up very soon. Don't go nowhere putos! It was so much fun and we met like really cool people. Here's these damn pictures of us...
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OH and don't let me forget to tell you about Miss Thang, also with Artemis Chase and Heklina. It's a competition to fight to the death and see who comes out the sole winner of Miss Thang I Love The 90's!!! AHHHHHHH!!! Pues! Chonga and I are going to kick it Old Skool like Salt N Pepa!! Stay turned for the release of that performance and to find out who is crowned Miss Thang I Love The 90's!!!!!
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Re-Cap The RedCap

8.04.2010
Hola putos! Peep Show at the Red Cap Garage was a huge hit. Chonga and I had such a good time, the experience was like the day after you get out of prison, you know? Okay, so, there was like so many cool, cute, and fucking nice, people that we met. Thank yous to everybooty who came out to support, or came out and stumbled into us, or those who just came out! As you know California's prop 8 has been repealeded and that's some good shit form my ears to hear, cuz so what if they're gay, or black, or a women, or anything they want to be, that shit ain't up to nobody or their gods! Okay so back to Peep Show. We did our city wide disclaimer, "Escape from East L.A.", I think people really likeded it, I knew they were totally into it cuz they looked Fuckin' scared. Then we performed our soon to be single, "Smoking Chronic" (stay posted for the video footage). After the show we met tons of new homies. Everyone was so nice and said they really enjoyed us. I special shot out to all the talented people that performed, it was so nice to meet you. Also Artemis Chase, for putting everything together. Ms. Saturn, who offered us a gig in her show Monday. Got to get to work on that ASSAP :o. So welcome to the new homies, and thanks for the support of all the Homies!! We love you asses! Here's some really fun, really cutie, really "Oh My God, is that Illegal?" - photos! Enjoyness!!
Love,
ChiChi Pussyculo
(that's me!)