Here Comes Trouble

What happens when a drunk/feisty/chola and a free-spirited/hippie/stoner chick are friends??? You get a lot of action-packed, fudge-packed, prison-sentencing, dead hooker discovering, girls-gone-wild of a time.
ChiChi Pussyculo and Chonga Bonga pack a punch and a gun, so don't fuck with them.
Kick it and see what develops (on your genitals).

Attention EAGER Shoppers!!!

11.28.2009
High Guys,
I'm not sure if you feel the same but I wanted to tell you that I was having trouble sleeping on Thursday night (it was probably all four of the bottles of wine I had) so I decided to watch TV. I go down stairs and get comfy on the couch before I turn on the tube and the first thing I see is a man on the news saying "If you're watching this right now, WHY AREN'T YOU OUT SHOPPING?" Now, I'm not opposed to celebrating the holidays, quite the contrary, I enjoy them very much... but am I really supposed to get up at 2 AM, fighting the L-Tryptophan surging through my veins in order to buy my homegurl an external hard drive for $20? Is that hard drive worth braving the cold winter morning for? Is it worth trampling a 90 year old woman for? After this man scolded me for not buying my loved ones crap they don't want, or need or even asked for, he lets me know that I should be careful and calm when I shop because of the rising number of DEATHS BY TRAMPLING!!!!!!! Apparently every year the number of people who die from shopping on Black Friday rises. PEOPLE! I urge you not to shop for anyone this year, if anything... get Tia Cindy a pass to the gym, she really needs it. I can only speak for myself when I say that the only thing one should be buying at 4 AM is a pacifier and some orange juice.






Go Green,
Jenna

HAPPY NEW YEAR

11.18.2009
High Blog-o-sphere,
The New Year is coming soon... where will you be? Drunk and in jail for a DUI? High and being raped by a large gorilla? or at home masturbating with your own tears like Morrissey? What if you had something to look forward to? Like a show or something! Something you could get high and drunk to without the DUI or RAPE. Something you could masturbate to without crying... perhaps your wishes will be granted soon, very soon...


happy new years Pictures, Images and Photos


Go Green,
Jenna Mystique

It's Been A Tuff Day

11.17.2009
I know I do this every time I run out of weed. How do you cope with stress?



Go Green,
Jenna Mystique

EMERGENCY BROADCAST!!!!! (Emergency BRAcast!!!)

11.13.2009
ALERT!!!ALERT!!! THIS IS NOT A TEST!!! Kitty Morena is a Nasty Dirty "Me so Horney, love you long time" cochina puta bitch. Like Christina Ricci in 'Black Snake Maon'!! Watch your Man, your Sons and your Dads. If you got a man on the side watch him too. This bitch is know to pull knives out and take what she wants!!!! ALERT!!!! ALERT!!! THIS IS NOT A TEST!!!!

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Nasty Girls Dance Dance Dance!!!!

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I've been feeling like a SuperFreak lately!! Can anyone relate??
"SuperFreak, trash nasty speak, smart walking dirty talking, make all the boys weak. With a voice to make them cum, so I've been told. I got rough sex hair and a pussy made of gold. Always whispering and shivering and grabbing on his dick. I can tell him ...what it look like, tell him what it is. I'm only showing mine, if he showing me his. If it's erected and impressive, my pussy is a gift..... SuperFreak, SuperFreak, Su-Superfreak, SuperFreak!!!" - Amanda Blank
Love,
Fiesty Frisky Kitty Kat

Calaveras Fashion Show Review

11.10.2009
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One Word to describe ~ FIERCE!!!

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Hola Fashionista~Putas,
This years Calaveras Fashion Show 09, was extreme. The Talent and models were amazing, so many different interpretations of Dia De Los Muertos. (Search Calaveras Fashion Show on YouTube.com) Miguel Barragan is an Amazing designer, such and inspiration. He said I inspired him, and in return he inspires me! Building a stronger lasting friendship. Pavy, the Make-up artists and hair extrodenaire, did such a fabuluous job on the "Chola-gaisha-calavera" look, i didn't want to take it off when i got home. Also Dr. Shakina, the runway director, "Walk and pose and strut and fierce, and pose" just see for yourself.......



Amazing!!!!

Special Thanks to Team Calavera.....

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Designer- Miguel, Model- Kitty, Director- Shakina, Artist- Pavy



It was a night to remember forever... Here's some more photos of the event....

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Preparing for the Runway

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Backstage with the other Talents

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Working the Shit out of the KATWALK!!!


A very Special thanks once again to an extremely talented Designer and great friend ~ Miguel Barragan

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Love,
.:Kitty Morena LA SuperModel Surena:.

Kitty's in a Fashion Show.....

11.03.2009
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