I just got back from watching the brand new PRINCESS AND THE FROG! It was so magical, whimsical and wrong. NO! I am not saying that there's anything wrong with having a black princess. I think we should have had one a long time ago, who looked like young Pam Grier but I digress. I was shocked and appalled at how Disney butchered the story completely. I am from New Orleans and I can tell you that you're not supposed to kiss frogs, you're supposed to LICK THEM! You see there's something in the skin my grandma called "bump juice" that allows you to see into the future and create your own destiny. Apparently its also great for getting oil off the driveway but did Disney get that memo? No, I don't think so. So the next time you go around kissing frogs, just know that you're not gonna get the maximum high unless you completely rape them with your tongue.
Jenna AKA Chonga Bonga