Here Comes Trouble

What happens when a drunk/feisty/chola and a free-spirited/hippie/stoner chick are friends??? You get a lot of action-packed, fudge-packed, prison-sentencing, dead hooker discovering, girls-gone-wild of a time.
ChiChi Pussyculo and Chonga Bonga pack a punch and a gun, so don't fuck with them.
Kick it and see what develops (on your genitals).


Scarlet and Me

Oh My God!!! What's up you bastards? It's me Kitty Morena LA Surena, just stopping by to say 'Hola" and that we are soooo busy with all the up and comming projects that we have been working on. So busy, they call us busy bodies, very busy bodies. Lots of things went on this week Scarlet's Birthday is this saturday, so you know i've been getting that going. I had to book the place, contact catering and kidnapp a striper so he can pop out of the cake that Jenna is baking. Now I have to go get another one because, he got in the cake before Jenna started baking, then when she was done getting high, she put him in the oven. It was a big mess, luckily Asia was here to devour the man-cake, it wont be the last time she swollows man-frosting today. Well as you can tell I've got a whole shit load of things to do, we still got to order the acrobats,the cage for the alligators Jenna's going to wrestle, and we still need to get the Tiger that Sequil O'Neal is supposed to ride in on when he comes in with Scarlet on his Sholders for when she arrives. Today Jenna and I need to figure out where we are going to find 20000 kilos of the purest columbian blow, if not we need to think of something else to put in the gift bags. Honestly, pues, i don't even know what to do about the dunk tank, where am i going to get all that man milk from? Maybe i can get some guys to come over tonite and do a circle jerk, i need about 250-275 guys, any volunteers?? Tonight? Well i got to go stretch my wrist, cuz it's going to be a long night......

This was a performance i put on for Scarlets's Birthday last year..... Enjoy...
Chola Da Explora


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