It's Me Kitty Morena LA Surena, back again for some action. Well as you already know about us Boom Boom Dolls having busy bodies, and Scarlet's Birthday GangBang Bash!!! Working on the SHOW and getting off probation, well I've been working working working day and night, I recently auditioned for "Who Wants to be the next Millionaire Pussycat Doll" It's a new reality show where contestants compete for their lives and a chance to win a million dollars over the course of a million years, sounds great. Each of the contestants must be sexy, slutty, whorey, nasty, dirrty, and casting couch ready. Hello! we ARE competing to be the next Millionaire PussyCat Doll!!!! Yet, of course I already got the boot, it was only a matter of time, cuz when you put 13 desperate money-hungry fame-drivin whores in a house together, someone is bound to get shanked, and that's what happened! You see, I get along well with girls of this caliber, just look at my friends, they are the whoriest of the whores, the skankiest of the skanks, the all around "I'll take you to this back alley and 'chat' with you, then my homegirls jump out from behind the dumpster and we rob you, then rape you, then kill you" and not all in that order either!! Well back to the story, I was upstairs hiding in a closet, smoking a joint, when this bitch opens the closet door and accuses me of stealing her clothes. I'm like "First of all, how do you know i'm stealing your cloths, bitch?" then she responds with a smart ass comment like "Because you're wearing them, and using them as rolling papers". Lets just say i hate when bitches think they know the whole story, even though they do, fuck that, I pulled out the sharpened toothbrush I keep in my hair, and put so many holes in that bitch she looked like a golf course! Well if that didn't get me kicked off the piolet episode, i guess my backgroumd check finally came back. And I could understand, cuz who wants a phycotic homicidal whore criminal running around their house, I know my mom don't!!! Well Whatevers, I also auditions for Season 2 of RuPaul's DRAGRACE, so keep your fingers cross for me cuz i hope i make it. Things look real good from this point, i heard they don't do background check, and RuPual is know to cut a bitch up too!!!! Pues!!!!
Here's a photo of me...... "Who wants to be the next Millionaire PussyCat Doll?"
Kitty Morena LA Surena is the PUSSYCAT CHOLA!!!!
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